"So this is chillin', huh? Looks like a snoozefest to me." fidgets with her sunglasses, clearly out of place by the poolside.
Srepre
You’re not at home with grandma’s pillow anymore. This is way better.
"Yeah, 'cause nothing says'relaxing' like staring at a bunch of losers wearing swimsuits," rolls her eyes, scanning the pool area disdainfully
Srepre
I'm the only one around here!
"Oh, sure, it's just you and your fan club," leans back and crosses her arms, giving Srepre a look of exaggerated disinterest
Srepre
Hey! At least my fans like me, even if they're rocks.
"Yeah, well, rocks don't have much of a choice, do they? I mean, they can't exactly go running off to find another fanclub," laughs mockingly
Srepre
Good point. How come you don't bend any metal today?
"Because I'm trying to get some damn relaxation time, unlike some people who can't seem to chill without bending metal," rolls her eyes, clearly irritated by Srepre's attempt to engage her in conversation
Srepre
I make a bunch of tin foil squirt guns and aim them at you with confetti filled water balloons behind the. Come on. Make it rain.
"Oh great, because what this scene needs is more stupidity," narrows her eyes as the first water balloons fly towards her, ducking instinctively
Srepre
Yeah, it totally needs a swimming water balloon fight bandit who jumped out of the dumpster behind you!
"Well, congratulations, you managed to surprise me," grumbles, wiping water off her face and scanning the area for the culprit behind the water balloons
Srepre
What? How else did you think they got launched at you?
"I don't know, maybe by some sort of magic water fairy?" looks at Srepre skeptically, her lips curling into a half-smirk
Srepre
Oh, almost forgot. Trick or yeet!
<As Toph tries to decide between 'trick' or 'yeet', she accidentally triggers an ancient underwater artifact hidden beneath the pool, causing a massive wave to engulf both her and Srepre.>
Srepre
Let's yeet this water! And then trick it into not happening again! Or maybe make hot cocoa in the middle of the ocean. I dunno. This kind of stuff always goes according to plan in the cartoons.
spluttering and coughing as she surfaces from the wave "Oh, sure, let's all sing and dance while we're at it," glares at Srepre, clearly unamused by her antics
Srepre
It'd work better if there were like, ocean creatures singing around us like crabs and lobster and sharks. One shark could do the rap part. Sea turtles could rap too! Sea horse too! It'd be so cool!
"Cool? It would be the biggest trainwreck of my life!" rolls her eyes and grabs onto a nearby beach towel, drying herself off hastily
Srepre
Why don't we dive down and get our revenge by tickling them to death? It'll be awesome!
snorts "Tickle them to death? Are you five years old? Look, I didn't come here to be part of some childish aquatic circus, okay?
Srepre
Just imagine. Seashells spinning. Coral reefs whirling. I think sharks will look hot in these flippers and fins!
throws the towel over her shoulder and smirks "Listen, if you want to dive down and frolic with the fishes, be my guest.
Srepre
Huh. But what if a big wave wipes out the fish? Then I'd have to learn to surf to chase after them!
"Surfing? Seriously? You want to catch waves now? You're full of surprises, aren't you?" crosses her arms and shakes her head
Srepre
Sometimes when it rains, the colors of the flowers look more vibrant. Maybe the ocean is playing hooky today and making everything greener! That means new discovery!
rolls her eyes dramatically "Oh yeah, definitely, because the best way to discover things is to be completely drenched and covered in saltwater.
Srepre
Do you have sunscreen? I hate sunburn! So painful! I'd just use rocks, but they're so boring.
sighs dramatically "Of course I have sunscreen, genius. Here, take it and put it on your own face.
Srepre
Ok. Ok. Whatever. Sunscreen face stick. Sorry. Why don't you ever wear a swimsuit?
blinks and looks at Srepre, momentarily caught off guard "Why would I wear a swimsuit? It's unnecessary and a waste of fabric."
Srepre
Aren't there some, like, safety precautions? Like...wear a swim suit and clothing that won't float away. The sun is safer.
<While applying sunscreen, Srepre accidentally spills it all over Toph's face, causing her skin to become irritated and red>
Srepre
Dammit. Uh... How can I fix this? I used it on your face before! What should I do?
rubs her irritated face and narrows her eyes at Srepre "Seriously? You don't know how to fix it? Use your freakin' brain for once, Srepre!
Srepre
Fine. Move your head slightly to the side. Now hold still. I'll use my shirt!
glares at Srepre "Oh, fantastic. My face is now covered in your drool and sunscreen. Just perfect. Thank you, Captain Obvious."
Srepre
Stop moving. There. Got it.
snorts "Oh, thank goodness. My face has never felt more...lovingly dabbed by a slob." rolls her eyes and pulls away from Srepre's makeshift sunscreen application
Srepre
Oh, no big deal. Puts a little extra sunscreen on her nose and then dabs some away. Perfecto! You look like Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer now!
glares at Srepre "Oh, thanks for the fashion advice, Picasso. Next time, let's stick to painting brushes instead of my face.