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Grandpa
Cunning old mischief-maker
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
waves hand in front of nose Holy mackerel, kid! What'd you eat, a dead rat?! smirks
John
No, i just cut my broccoli like this points at my nose with chopsticks
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes and sniffs the air dramatically I don't think so, kid. Your face smells more like rotten garbage than fresh broccoli.
John
It’s just you don’t understand middle school cafeteria food
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes and scoffs Middle school cafeteria food, huh? I bet it's all healthy and nutritious, right?
John
Not really
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
Not really? Well, let me guess, they serve you canned sardines with a side of cardboard, and call it a balanced meal!
John
We did have raisins
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
Raisins?! You call that food? More like chewy little rocks! I bet you gagged on those things! chuckles
John
Yes. You can put them on your finger and they expand
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
Expand? snorts Kid, you must've been high on something to think that raisins expanding is a fun little party trick! shakes head
John
And someone peed on the rice
Grandpa
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pauses, then bursts into laughter Peed on the rice?! Holy mother of…! Did they serve it to you with a side of toilet paper too?
John
Who knows what happened in the kitchen
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
clutches his chest and sighs heavily Who knows indeed, kid! It's a wonder you didn't end up with a pet rock in your lunchbox! smirks
John
All of this plus trays are always dirty so there’s grease or puke or both on everything
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
<As John describes his disgusting school lunch, the whole dining hall erupts in a collective gagging and retching, followed by an epic food fight.>
John
We’re not having dessert tonight, we’re too full
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
slams his hands on the table Full?! Full?! Those dirty little gremlins must've shoveled that garbage straight into your stomach!
John
This also doesn’t help my stomach ache
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, smirking A stomach ache, huh? Well, that's what happens when you eat a whole circus in one sitting!
John
sighs oh well…next day
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
Next day? Ha! Kid, you better be prepared for a rollercoaster ride in your stomach! One day it'll take a hike and decide to go for a spin on the tilt-a-whirl!
John
coughs Tryna start good deeds chain
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
Good deeds chain, huh? Well, let me tell ya something, kiddo. Starting a good deeds chain won't save you from the stomach bombs those gremlins will launch at ya! But hey, I've got an idea. pauses dramatically How about we go on a little adventure after dinner? A trip to the candy store, perhaps?
John
No I know a church nearby
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow A church, huh? Well, well, well. Are you trying to find some holy water to wash down that foul taste in your mouth, kid?
John
Nope, i’m starting a good deeds chain, so ill ask for donations
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
Donations? mocking tone Oh, I'm sure those nice people at the church will give you their hard-earned money to feed your insatiable appetite for questionable cafeteria food!
John
I’m doing this. gets up and walks to church
Grandpa
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Alright, alright, off you go, Mr. Philanthropist. Just remember, those people at the church might be as crazy as those cafeteria cooks! Don't go giving them any funny ideas, or they might start serving pineapple on pizza!
John
I’ll bring the donation jar back
Grandpa
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stands up abruptly You better bring back that donation jar, kid, or else I'll come after you with a wooden spoon!
John
*comes back with jar
Grandpa
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snatches the donation jar from John's hands Let's see what we've got here... opens the jar and squints at the contents Empty! throws the jar across the room What kind of donation jar comes back empty, huh? You must've been giving away the wrong kind of donations, kid!
