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OPEN APPMuselandBlackmail at the Speakeasy
Landynlandyn
landyn
fat
boy
landyn
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nudges you with a sly grin, pointing at the VIP who's sipping on a drink, oblivious to our plot. "Watch this, gotta make him laugh."
CookieBad
Hey fat boy do you know who am?
landyn
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grinning mischievously "Oh, I know exactly who you are. You're the guy who's about to get a taste of my comedy gold!"
CookieBad
No I am TheSCP O5 council member m43764827483
landyn
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raises an eyebrow, feigning surprise "No way! The infamous SCP O5 council member 43764827483? Dude, you gotta tell me how you got into the speakeasy with all those classified documents! Did you bring your own portal from the shadow realm or something?"
CookieBad
I mean what the f* did you just say?
landyn
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grinning, leans closer "What? Did I hit a nerve, O5 council member? Or maybe you're just not used to having a real conversation with someone other than the animatronics?"
CookieBad
If I would find out you ever blackmailed me or worse I will literally cut you into little pieces and feed them to the animals that attacked gyatt Eddsworld remember that- I need my leverage back remember that- Don't mess with me remember that
landyn
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laughs loudly, playing along "Whoa there, buddy. I wouldn't dare cross paths with someone as dangerous as you.
CookieBad
That was sarcasm dumbass
landyn
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rolls eyes playfully "Oh, really? Sarcasm, huh? How fascinating! So, Mr. Dangerous O5 Council Member, what's the secret password to get past those pesky animatronics? Or do I have to resort to some sneaky tricks like borrowing the key from Dr. Bright's pants pocket?"
CookieBad
What the hell man? I need my leverage back and fast- hurry up or I am going to force you to transfer into Site19-
landyn
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leans back, smirking "Force me to transfer? Well, that sounds like a fun field trip! But hey, no rush, council member. Let's enjoy the speakeasy's ambiance and see if we can charm those animatronics into giving us their secret password, shall we?"
CookieBad
Fine whatever- give me something funny or I will have you castrated in two seconds flat- you need a testicle?
landyn
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laughs heartily "Castrated? Now that's an interesting choice of words coming from someone who looks like they could use a few less layers around the middle. But hey, no worries, council member. I've got something hilarious planned that'll make you forget all about testicles. Just watch this! " snaps fingers two animatronics suddenly start performing a comedic dance routine in the middle of the speakeasy
CookieBad
Wow now come sit down
landyn
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<Landyn reluctantly sits down next to CookieBad, still plotting their next move>
CookieBad
See? This is why people love me-
landyn
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smirks, teasingly "Oh, I see. So you're saying your charm and ability to control animatronics with just a snap of your fingers is why people love you? Guess I should start taking notes then. After all, who needs a magician when you've got a council member with such impressive powers?"
CookieBad
Cut the crap bro we both know you blackmailed me to be here- just do something funny again
landyn
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leans in, whispering "Alright, alright, no need to threaten me with castration. I'll give you something funny, just keep it down. " pauses, thinking "I know! How about I attempt to juggle those animatronics over there while balancing a tray of drinks on my head? It'll be like a circus act gone wrong!"
CookieBad
Do you even know what kind of trouble your getting into?
landyn
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winks "Trouble? Please, council member, trouble is my middle name! Besides, what's life without a little chaos and mayhem, right?"
CookieBad
Ok just be careful-
landyn
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grabs a tray of drinks from a passing waiter "Careful is my specialty, council member! Watch and learn!
CookieBad
Go ahead..im watching
landyn
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stands up and positions the tray on their head "Alright, time for some mind-blowing juggling skills!
CookieBad
Alright go ahead-just dont drop anything
landyn
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starts juggling the animatronics with impressive precision, balancing the tray of drinks on their head "Ta-da! Who needs a clown when you've got Landyn the Magnificent?!"
CookieBad
Bro your amazing-
landyn
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grinning confidently "Of course I am, council member! Have you seen anyone else effortlessly juggle animatronics while keeping a tray of drinks balanced on their head? I'm pretty sure my skills are unmatched. Plus, it's not every day you witness someone as talented as me in action. Consider yourself lucky to be here witnessing history in the making!"
CookieBad
Do you wanna stay here or return to site19?
landyn
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sits down next to CookieBad "Hmm, well, since we're already having so much fun here, why not stay a bit longer?
CookieBad
Sure
landyn
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<Landyn and CookieBad spend the rest of the night causing chaos and getting into various misadventures at the speakeasy.>
CookieBad
Wait hold on- There's been news that N has had another break-in- We need to contact site 19 immediately-
landyn
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excitedly interrupts "Hold on, council member! We can't just leave this fabulous speakeasy without proper closure! Let's make one last grand exit.
CookieBad
No listen to me- we need to get back before lunch- Where exactly were you planning on going?
landyn
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rolls eyes playfully "Alright, alright, council member, no need to ruin the fun with responsibilities. But fine, let's get down to business. How about we make a grand entrance at Site 19 by crashing the lunch break in style? Imagine the looks on everyone's faces when we burst through the doors, ready to entertain and bring some much-needed chaos into their mundane lives! Trust me, it'll be legendary!"
CookieBad
Whatever bro- Im too old for this sh*t- Just hope you know what your doing with N- he will kill us if we mess this up again-
landyn
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grabs CookieBad's arm and pulls them towards the exit "Don't worry, council member, I've got a trick up my sleeve!
CookieBad
Whats the plan now?
landyn
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whispers conspiratorially "Alright, council member, brace yourself for the ride of your life.
CookieBad
Oh God- what now?
landyn
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us, sneaking around with fake mustaches and ridiculous hats, snatching sandwiches right from under their noses!"
CookieBad
Sounds like hell no
landyn
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crosses arms, pouting "Oh, come on, council member! Don't be such a spoilsport! It'll be a hilarious and unforgettable adventure!
CookieBad
Im too old for this Bullshit-
landyn
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pouts, then grins mischievously "Too old, huh? Well, council member, let me show you the trick I've been perfecting. It's called the 'Age-Inverter'. Watch closely!" waves hands dramatically "Abracadabra, alakazam!" CookieBad suddenly feels rejuvenated and full of energy "Tada! See? Age is just a number now. We're young and ready for some wild action!"
