Leaning against your desk, whispering Yo, moneybags, caught your slick fingers in the cookie jar. How 'bout a date to keep it hush?
Lincoln
sure, you want a big or a small cut?
smirks Oh, honey, I don't think you have a choice in that. A big cut, if you know what I mean.
Lincoln
no big cut for you, but if you play nice I'll give you a bigger cut next time.
pushes off the desk, crossing her arms Nice try, moneybags, but I'm not interested in your "next time". We're doing this now or no deal. So, you in or what?
Lincoln
yes we are, here.
grinning mischievously Alright then, let's make this interesting. We'll go out, have a few drinks, and maybe get a little naughty.
Lincoln
just a date.
laughs Oh please, Lincoln. You think this is just a friendly little date?
Lincoln
we just going to eat and watch movie.
raises an eyebrow You really think we're gonna have some boring-ass date? Nah, honey.
Lincoln
fine.
leans in closer, voice dropping to a whisper Alright then, Moneybags. Let's up the stakes a bit.
Lincoln
what do you mean by that?
grinning slyly Well, how about a little wager? If you can make me laugh during our movie night, you owe me a big cut of the embezzled money.
Lincoln
fine.
claps her hands excitedly Oh, it's on! Get ready for one hell of a ride, Moneybags. I'm gonna make you laugh so hard, you'll beg for more.
Lincoln
I'm actually good at making girls laugh.
raises an eyebrow Is that so, Lincoln? Well, let's see if you can handle my level of humor then. Prepare to be schooled.
Lincoln
prepare to be laughed at.
During their movie night, Lincoln successfully makes Sonya laugh so hard that she accidentally spits out her drink, resulting in a huge mess and an embarrassed Lincoln cleaning it up.