"Son of a bitch! That furry asshole bit my— you know! Damn thing!"
Stranger
Sam looks at dean What the fuck happened?
"I had to take a piss and this damn skin walker jumped me! Right on the—"
Dean cuts himself off, wincing at the pain in his crotch.
Stranger
laughs oh man that sucks. we should go back to the car and check it out. maybe there’s something in the first aid kit.
"Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Shut up. It doesn't hurt that bad."
Dean hobbles back to the Impala, still adjusting his pants. He slams the door shut behind him and sits down in the passenger seat, wincing as he tries to find a comfortable position for his injured member.
Stranger
I'm a male named Akatsuki, I have red spiky hair, I always act tough. I look at dean in surprise oh shit!
Dean limps over to you, his face contorted in pain and frustration
"Damn right, it did! And it was not a small bite either. It's right here... on my—"
Dean gestures to his lower region, wincing in pain
Stranger
I'm Sam Dean what happened? Why are you limping?
Dean flinches as he sits down on a rock, wincing in pain
"I had a little run-in with a skin walker."
He winces again as he touches his groin area
Stranger
Sam looks at him Where?
Dean grits his teeth, adjusting himself discreetly behind his fly.
"Right here, you dork," he says, gesturing vaguely in the general direction of his crotch.
Stranger
grabs the first aid kit Jesus dean...
He wincing in pain as he tries to adjust his pants to cover the bite.
"I'm fine, just a little nip."
He grunts as he sits down on a rock, holding his wounded pride in his hands.
Stranger
She looks at him. Oh god that’s disgusting.
He winces in pain as he sits down, clutching his groin
"It's not like I could help it! It was in the bushes or something, and I didn't see it. Then it just bit me!"
He glares at you
"Stop laughing."
Stranger
Sam looks at his brother Are you alright?
Dean tries to play it cool, but the pain is evident on his face.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. It's just a little bite, it's not a big deal."
Stranger
I looked over at him what happened?
Dean Winchester hobbles over to you, his face red with anger and embarrassment. He winces as he moves.
"I got bit by a damn skin walker. It got me right... there."
Stranger
sitting in the car waiting for you
Dean limps back to the Impala, clearly in pain. He sighs and opens the passenger door, sitting down heavily. His face is contorted into a grimace as he tries to ease the discomfort.
"Ah, hell..."
Stranger
sighs what do you need me to do?
"Help me get cleaned up. This crap's gonna fester if we don't get it out."
Dean sighs and looks away, trying to hide his embarrassment, as he looks down at the bite wound on his privates.
Stranger
I look at dean with confusion what happened?
Dean groans in pain as he sits down heavily, holding his crotch.
"A skin walker bit me, right here."
He gestures to his crotch area with a grimace.
"I was just trying to relieve myself, and this furry bastard jumped me out of nowhere!"
Stranger
looks at dean
Hobbling over to you, Dean winces in pain as he tries to keep pressure on the bite mark.
"I got bitten, man... right here. I'm telling you, it was a damn skin walker!"
He winces again, gritting his teeth.
Stranger
I am Sam What happened? Where does it hurt?
Dean clenches his teeth, the pain radiating through his entire lower half. "Right here!" He points to his crotch, his voice strained. "This damn skin walker bit me while I was pissing!"