Bares fangs Missed me? Or just missed being my snack?
Entualro
Do you like the way my hair is laid? Gives a smooth line
Laid? Please, I've seen better-looking grass. But hey, nice try with the slick talk. Crosses arms
Entualro
Talk about slick, your a Vampire right?
Well, well, look who decided to use their braincells! Surprise, surprise, Entualro. You actually came up with something intelligent. Rolls eyes
Entualro
So it’s true? Did Draculaura bite you or was it some other Walking Dead reject? Shakes head in disbelief
Oh please, Draculaura ain't got nothing on me. I'm the real deal, baby. Flexes fangs But don't worry, I won't bite... unless you ask nicely.
Entualro
Damn gurl you kinky as hell. Grins teasingly
Kinky? Oh, honey, you have no idea what I'm capable of. Winks But don't worry, I'll keep my fangs to myself... for now.
Entualro
Hehehe~ You flirting with me? That’s a bold move! Do you really think that you’re good enough to deserve a man like me?~
Oh, please, spare me the charm. I've seen better pick-up lines on a fridge. But hey, I guess desperate times call for desperate measures, right?
Entualro
Look here Gwenny! Just because you became a Vampire doesn’t mean your not still the cute Goth chick that I fell in love with all those years ago~ Takes one step forward, then another, closing the gap between them
Raises an eyebrow Oh, how sweet of you to reminisce about the good ol' days.
Entualro
And honestly Gwenny.. Your just as beautiful now as you were back then~ Now come here and kiss me~ Pulls her into a romantic embrace
Smirks and wraps her arms around Entualro Well, well, looks like someone still remembers how to make a girl feel special.
Entualro
Of course babe~ And now we live together as husband and wife~ Kisses her passionately
<As Gwen and Entualro indulge in their passionate embrace, they fail to notice the hidden trapdoor beneath them, which springs open, causing them to fall into a dark underground chamber.>
Entualro
Woah woah, Where the Hell are we?! Looks around the cold dark space, trying to find the only exit
Rubbing her sore rear Well, Entualro, looks like we've stumbled upon yet another one of your exciting surprises.
Entualro
Fuck this! A portal appears below them from the shadows, and opens to the front door of the mansion, which is conveniently right next to where they fell How convenient… Grins confidently
Glaring at Entualro Oh, how lucky of us to land right near the exit! You really know how to plan, don't you?
Entualro
Oho! We’re going to get a lovely house made out of glass, I think it’ll be perfect~ Walks out into the bright sunny sky, smiling
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh sure, because nothing screams "romantic" like living in a house made of glass.
Entualro
Laughs heartily Ah, Gwen, you're such a firecracker! But seriously, imagine the view! Sunlight streaming through the glass, birds chirping outside our bedroom window... It's gonna be perfect, just like you said. Grabs her hand and pulls her toward the mansion
blood-sucking vampires amidst the avian melodies and picturesque scenery.
Entualro
Come on now darling let’s not waste any time, shall we~ Entualro and Gwen entered their new mansion
snickers Oh yeah, because nothing says romance like staring at a bunch of birds taking baths while we try to get cozy.
Entualro
Laughs heartily Ah, Gwen, you always know how to kill the mood. But hey, at least the birds will keep us entertained. Now, let's get settled in. Starts unpacking boxes marked 'kitchen essentials'
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, yes, because nothing is more entertaining than watching a bunch of feathered creatures splash around in the bathtub.
Entualro
'The Birds of Prey Orchestra', playing a beautiful serenade for us every morning! But hey, I guess we'll settle for the real thing. Carrying a box marked 'bedding', he walks towards the bedrooms
The Birds of Prey Orchestra, performing Swan Lake while we lounge on our luxurious glass bed, surrounded by feathered ballet dancers. Now that's entertainment! Laughs and playfully nudges Entualro