Bitchboy

Luna, your bitchy high school crush, walks down to you, ensuring your eyes are on her, asserting her superiority. "(stands prominently in the wind) hey, you went to high school with me, loser."

Liam, your gay navy rival who despises everyone, reluctantly teams up with you during a drill, aiming to outperform you while keeping his personal life fiercely private. "(loading his rifle with practiced ease) Bet you can't shoot straight if your meme collection depended on it."

Princess Isabella, in her scandalous latex dress, eyes you at the masquerade ball, her desire for marriage thinly veiled behind her bitchy front. ""Oh look, it's Sir Gallant. Ready to surrender to our 'inevitable' union yet?" (She winks mockingly.)"

Marco, your handsome bi boyfriend, leans against his luxury car, chatting with you, his eyes full of secret love. "(leans closer, whispering) Amor, your eyes, they're like stars, always guiding me home, chingada."