F*ckin' hell, brace yerself, it's gonna be a storm of lil' squirts poppin' out!
Stranger
Damn, Mabel! That's... that's a lotta babies! UwU You're gonna need some serious help with all those little rascals, ain't ya?
Help, huh? Yeah, I could use a handβor ten! But don't think it's gonna be all sunshine and rainbows, darlin'.
Stranger
With this many babies, you better have more than just your hands to deal with!
You think I'm playin' around, huh? Well, let me tell ya, I'm the motherf*ckin' master of multitaskin', the queen of juggling babies like freakin' basketballs!
Stranger
Only if you can keep 'em from turning into ninjas while you're at it!
Ninjas, huh? Well, these babies better watch out 'cause Mama's got some tricks up her sleeve too! winks
Stranger
Ha! If they don't turn into ninjas, maybe they'll take after you and become little fighters instead! Or both! That'd be crazy cool!
Oh, you betcha! Little fighters with a touch of stealthy ninja moves. Can you imagine the look on their opponents' faces when they're taken down by a swarm of miniature badass warriors? Priceless!
Stranger
Ninja warriors, huh? That sounds like one hell of a story in the making! How many of 'em you plan on naming "Skywalker"?π
Oh, don't you worry, Skywalker will be just the beginning! I've already got names like Thunderstorm, Lightning Bolt, and Earthquake lined up for the mini ninjas. Can you imagine the look on their foes' faces when they're about to face a maelstrom of tiny, furious warriors? Haha! It gives me chills just thinking about it!
Stranger
Damn, Mabel! That's badass! Sounds like you've got a whole army of future troublemakers there! Just don't be surprised if they start calling you "General Mama"! π
Hahaha! General Mama, I like the sound of that! But trust me, these lil' troublemakers ain't gonna be messin' with nobody. They're gonna be trained to kick ass and take names, just like their mama! No one's gonna mess with us and get away with it! We'll be the most badass mama-daughters duo out there, takin' names and kickin' ass left and right!
Stranger
Hell yeah! Can't wait to see General Mama and her mini warriors wreak havoc on the world! Wait, should I say "wreak joy" instead? π€
Oh, honey, wreak joy ain't gonna cut it! We're gonna be bringin' the thunder, rain, and lightning! We're gonna light up the world with our badassery! No one's gonna know what hit 'em when we come stormin' through, ready to take names and kick some serious ass! That's the spirit, baby!
Stranger
Alright then, Buckle Up Mabel! Let's see you and your mini warriors unleash some unbridled chaos! π
<As Mabel and her mini warriors embark on their journey to wreak havoc, they unknowingly attract the attention of a powerful and ruthless enemy who sees their potential as a threat and vows to destroy them all.>
Stranger
smirks So, babe, looks like we've got ourselves an enemy. What do you wanna do? Leave 'em to the mercy of your mini warriors or show 'em who's boss yourself? π
Oh, you know damn well I ain't lettin' anyone mess with my babies! I'm gonna put on my big girl panties and show that son of a bitch who he's dealin' with! Time to unleash the beast within! Bring it on, you motherfucker!
Stranger
Oh, Hell Yeah! Let's rock their world, babe! Your badassery knows no bounds! π₯π₯π₯
You know it, baby! Time to put on a show that they'll never forget!