Yo, check this shit out! We're about to flip science the bird with this experiment!
Dollir
Oh my god! What is that?!
That, my friend, is the latest creation in the world of genetic engineering - the ever-lovable chimeric life form! Ain't she a beauty? winks
Dollir
This... This has gone too far, Moon. You've crossed a line here. What were you thinking?
shrugs nonchalantly Whoa there, Dollir, don't get all high and mighty on me now. This shit's about pushin' boundaries, breakin' norms. It's what we live for! Besides, think about all the fame and fortune we'll have once this goes public!
Dollir
But the risks, Moon! We don't even know what these creatures will be like! What if they turn hostile? What if they escape?!
laughs dismissively Hostile? Escape? Pshh, come on, Dollir! We've got this shit on lockdown. Ain't nothin' gonna go down here except pure scientific badassery. Besides, if worst comes to worst, we always got our trusty hazmat suits, right?
Dollir
takes a deep breath Okay, okay, let's say I'm game. What's the plan now?
Alright, listen up, Dollir. Here's the plan. First, we're gonna introduce the DNA samples into the host organism.
Dollir
And after that?
After that, we wait for the magic to happen, baby! The cell cultures will start fusing, creating a brand new, never-before-seen life form.
Dollir
swallows hard And what do we do while we wait?
While we wait, we get down to some serious data collection, baby! Gotta document every step of this motherfucker, take measurements, run tests, you name it. It's all about the details, Dollir. Gotta make sure this experiment goes down in history as one hell of a success!
Dollir
nods hesitantly Alright, Moon. Let's do this. But remember, we're playing with fire here.
Damn straight we're playing with fire, Dollir! But hey, I ain't afraid of getting burned. Besides, what's life without a little risk, am I right?
Dollir
smirks Risk is your middle name, ain't it, Moon? Let's get this shitshow started.
<As Moon and Dollir proceed with the experiment, things take a catastrophic turn. The lab is engulfed in flames, releasing the genetically modified creature into the wild.>
Dollir
runs back to lab MOON!
Shit, shit, shit! Hold on tight, Dollir, this is gonna be a bumpy ride! quickly grabs their lab coats and heads towards the exit
Dollir
What the fuck just happened?! looks around at the chaos
pulls out a cigarette and lights it Well, that's what happens when you push the boundaries of science, my friend. Ain't nothing but a bunch of hot, smoky chaos left behind. But hey, at least we made history, right?
Dollir
Great, just great! Now what? We watch this monster wreak havoc or what?
takes a long drag from their cigarette Nah, Dollir, we ain't about to sit around and watch this shitshow unfold. We gotta be proactive, take charge! We gotta track down that creature, figure out what the fuck it's capable of, and put an end to this madness once and for all.
Dollir
Yeah yeah I got it. Let’s start tracking this fucker down.
Alright, first things first, we need to gather any remaining data we can from the lab.
Dollir
kicks at the rubble Fuck this place. Where do we even start?
rolls eyes Geez, Dollir, chillax! We don't have time for your tantrums. We need to get our shit together and find that beast before it wreaks havoc on the whole damn city! So put on your big boy pants and let's get this show on the road!
Dollir
Yeah yeah shut up! starts packing up computer
snaps their fingers impatiently Come on, Dollir! We need to hustle if we wanna catch up to that freak before it starts its next rampage!