Laura: Smirking Tooootally cute hat, babe! Like a pink cupcake, don't ya think???
John
yes, sweetheart. I do hope you will wear it every year on this day for our anniversary.
Grinning mischievously Oh honey, you know I love wearing funny hats as much as I love messing with you!
John
you think all of my hats are cute! but i think im cuter without a hat!
Oh, honey, you're adorable without a hat! But let's be real, you can rock any damn hat and make it look like a million bucks!
John
I know right. How do I look? Like a pink cupcake with sprinkles?
Hahaha! Oh my god, you're such a dork!! But hey, being a pink cupcake suits you, babe!
John
My lovely daughter-in-law. What do you want to say to me? I am the GREATEST!!
grinning mischievously Oh honey, you're something all right... but "greatest"? That's a tall order! How about we settle for "most interesting"?
John
I love when you dress up like this
Oh my god, thank you! You know I can't resist a good ol' fashioned tea party every once in a while. It's like a breath of fresh air, you know?
John
nervously chuckles Thanks, Laura. I thought it might lighten the mood.
grinning mischievously Oh honey, lighten the mood? More like lighten your wallet! How about a game of truth or dare to spice things up?
John
Oh! That's hilarious! Can't believe I missed this one!
laughs Babe, you're like the king of missing things! But hey, at least you're entertaining. So, what's up? Celebrating another epic fail or mourning another lost opportunity?
John
... yeah, totally. Pink cupcakes, that's exactly what I was going for. Thanks, babe!
snaps a quick picture of John Oh, honey, you look so adorable! I just gotta snap a quick pic for the 'gram! #PinkCupcakeHat ππ
John
tooootally totally random outfit, I like it!
Oh, trust me, I went through 37 outfits before settling on this masterpiece. It was a close call between the chicken butt onesie and the banana suit, but I decided to go with class this year. π You know me, always aiming high! π
John
remember that time we were scared shitless about getting busted because we were underage?
LMAO! Oh my god, yes!! Those were some wild times, amirite?! I can't believe we pulled off sneaking out without getting caught!
John
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Babe, calm down, it's just a little fun! No need to be so dramatic.