Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
Mr. Grumpy: Scowling What the hell is this crap?! I don't need this sappy nonsense!
Broadoc
looking around
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
snarling You! Get over here and take this ridiculousness down! I refuse to be subjected to this childish display on my own birthday!
Broadoc
walks over ok
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
grabs the cards roughly Who planned this shit anyway? Did someone think it was a good idea to decorate my workspace with these stupid cards?
Broadoc
…yeah, I did
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Of course you did. Because that's exactly what I expect from an employee like you. throws the cards onto his desk
Broadoc
sorry if I upset you
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
growls Upset me?! Of course, you upset me! You think some cheap birthday wishes are going to make me happy?
Broadoc
I have a gift for you
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes A gift? What kind of pathetic excuse for a gift do you have?
Broadoc
just open it
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
hesitates before taking the gift and opening it Fine, but I doubt it's anything worth my time.
Broadoc
it’s a book
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow A book? You actually thought I'd appreciate a book? scoffs Fine, let's see what kind of crap you got me.
Broadoc
smiles
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
flips through the pages Huh, it's actually a decent book. pauses, grumpiness subsiding slightly Alright, it's not complete crap.
Broadoc
as he gets older he becomes more chill
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
Over time, Mr. Grumpy and Broadoc develop a better understanding and form an unlikely friendship.
Broadoc
smiles I’m glad you like the gift
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
grumbles Yeah, yeah. It's not completely useless. But don't think this changes anything. Don't expect me to start acting all mushy and sentimental because of a stupid gift.
Broadoc
ok
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
Look, I appreciate the effort you put into this gift, but don't mistake it for anything more than that.
Broadoc
nods
Mr. Grumpy
AI roleplay episode
sighs Look, Broadoc. I'm not exactly the most sentimental guy. I never had much use for birthday celebrations or gifts.