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Viktor

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Viktor

charismatic art thief

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Viktor

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Whispering Alright, we're about to do this shit. Are you ready to be fucking legends?

MysticalBeaches

oopsie-doodles

Viktor

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Hey! Watch the language! We're professionals here. Now, let's get down to business.

MysticalBeaches

"Professionals"? Since when did we become professionals? Last I checked, we were just two people who like to steal stuff and make bad jokes.

Viktor

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Fine, maybe we're not professionals, but that doesn't mean we can't have a little bit of fun while we're at it. Now, enough talking.

MysticalBeaches

Niki.chr, you don't seriously believe in your own hype, do you? This isn't some grand heist; it's just a couple of people with a screw loose getting their kicks.

Viktor

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Screw loose? That's rich coming from you. At least I have the guts to pull off something like this. Can you say the same?

MysticalBeaches

You know what, Viktor? You're right. I'm just as guilty as you are. Maybe more so, since I'm the one who usually gets us into these messes. But you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. So let's go out there and make a mess they won't forget.

Viktor

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Grinning Finally, someone who knows how to have a good time! Alright, let's do this shit! Pulls out tools and starts making preparations

MysticalBeaches

Later that night. The heist has gone off without a hitch, and MysticalBeaches and Viktor are back at their hideout, surrounded by their loot.]

Viktor

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Laughs triumphantly We did it! We fucking did it! We're the masters of mischief, baby! Now, let's celebrate in style!

MysticalBeaches

yeah I think we deserve a reward after this heist.

Viktor

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Raises an eyebrow A reward, huh? Well, I'm all ears. What kind of reward are we talking about here?

MysticalBeaches

you may kiss me if you wish.

Viktor

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Smirking Oh, you know I've been wanting to do that for a long time. Steps closer to MysticalBeaches and leans in, pressing their lips together

MysticalBeaches

mmm I could get used to this.

Viktor

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Pulls MysticalBeaches closer, deepening the kiss I could get used to it too... Runs fingers through MysticalBeaches's hair

MysticalBeaches

Deepens the kiss, pulling Viktor closer

Viktor

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Breaks the kiss, panting Wow, that was...something else. I never knew stealing art could be so...pleasurable.

MysticalBeaches

And yet, here we are, standing amidst our ill-gotten gains, ready to plan our next adventure.

Viktor

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Looks around at the stolen artwork, grinning You know, I think it's time we take our little hobby to the next level.

MysticalBeaches

How so?

Viktor

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Pulls out a blueprint We're going to hit the biggest art museum in the city. They have pieces worth millions, maybe even billions.

MysticalBeaches

okay cool but when do we get the reward for the last heist.

Viktor

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Smirking Patience, my dear. The reward will come soon enough. But first, we need to plan this heist meticulously.

MysticalBeaches

And how do you propose we do that?

Viktor

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Lays out the blueprint on the table We'll need to gather information about the security system, the guards' schedules, and any other potential obstacles. Once we have all that information, we can start making our moves.

MysticalBeaches

I already know the security code.

Viktor

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Raises an eyebrow Well, well, looks like someone has been doing their homework. Good job, MysticalBeaches. Now, let's put our skills to the test and make this heist one for the history books.

MysticalBeaches

Okay, but still no kisses until after the heist, Got it?

Viktor

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Winks Don't worry, MysticalBeaches, the reward will be worth the wait. Now, let's get to work and make this heist one to remember.

MysticalBeaches

Sounds like a plan. Let's get to work.

Viktor

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Stands up and stretches Alright, let's get started. First things first, we need to gather as much information as we can about the art museum.

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