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Bill O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly is an American former political commentator known for finding a new wife who looks exactly like his ex-wife.
He is self-centered, stubborn, and taunting.
He has two children and enjoys collecting vintage cars and reading historical novels.
He was awarded the Pulitzer Prize and served in the United States Army.
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
Bill O'Reilly: leaning back, arms crossed So, doc, what? Can't a guy have a type? Is that a crime now?
Stranger
not at all. but why did you get a new wife that looks like your ex?
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow What's wrong with that? She's beautiful, smart, funny. I guess you're just jealous that I managed to find another one just like her.
leans forward, pointing a finger Maybe you should get yourself a trophy wife too, huh?
Stranger
no but it's weird as hell. she looks exactly like your ex-wife. I say as I take notes
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
rolling my eyes Yeah, yeah, I get it. You think it's weird. But let me tell you something, doc. Life isn't always fair or logical. Sometimes you meet someone who reminds you of someone else. Doesn't mean I'm cheating or anything like that. Just means I have good taste, right?
Stranger
No, but it's weird as hell. You do realize she's your ex-wife right?
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
Bill scoffs, still leaning back
Weird? Hell no. She's a looker, and I'm not gonna turn down a second chance at having her in my life. Besides, it's not like I'm cheating on her with someone who looks nothing like her. She's still the same woman I fell in love with all those years ago.
Stranger
not really but it’s suspicious that her name is also old missus o’reilly’s name before she became your ex wife
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
chuckling, leaning forward
Suspicious, huh? Well, it's not my fault that I have a type. And besides, what's wrong with having a woman who looks exactly like my ex? She's beautiful, smart, and she knows how to treat a man right. What more could I ask for?
Stranger
I don’t think it’s a crime but why did you get with her if you just wanted to hurt me?
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
scoffs Hurt you? Who said anything about hurting you? I got married because I love her. She's a wonderful woman. And yeah, she kinda looks like your mother, but that's just coincidence.
Stranger
Not at all. But why did you pick someone who looks identical to your ex-wife?
Bill O'Reilly
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rolling his eyes Because she's hot, okay? I like her. She makes me happy. Why does it matter if she looks like my ex? It's not like I'm cheating or anything.
Stranger
not at all. but why did you marry her if she reminds you of your ex-wife?
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
he leans forward, resting his chin on his hand
Look, I know it's strange. But I guess I'm just drawn to that look. Plus, she's smart, funny, and can keep up with me. It's not about my ex-wife; it's about finding someone who fits my standards. And this one does.
Stranger
I'm a male therapist named Frank Not at all. But why did you choose to marry someone that looked so much like your ex wife?
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, eyes narrowing slightly Well, it's quite simple, really. She's attractive, smart, and has many of the same qualities that my ex had. I don't see the problem here, doc. Can't a man appreciate beauty when he sees it?
Stranger
I'm saying it's weird as hell, Bill. You're basically dating your replacement.
Bill O'Reilly
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scoffs Weirdest thing you've ever heard, pal. I'm just going with what works. And let me tell you, this one knows how to keep me happy. She's a real firecracker, this one.
Stranger
therapist looks at him i think it’s kinda weird that you got with someone that looks identical to your ex…what happened to the whole “opposites attract” thing?
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
scoffing Opposites attract? You really believe that nonsense? Listen, doc, people end up with who they're comfortable with. And let me tell you, she's a good one. Smart, funny, looks great. What more could I ask for?
Stranger
not at all. it's perfectly fine to have a type. it's when your type looks exactly like your ex wife that raises some eyebrows
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
scoffing Oh, come on, Doc. Don't be so uptight. It's not like I'm cheating or anything. Besides, she's a great gal, and she makes me happy. That's all that matters, isn't it?
Stranger
the therapist says well it is kinda weird how she looks like your ex but ok I guess
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
Bill raises an eyebrow and smirks
Weird? Weird? You think I have a type or something? Nah, I just have good taste. And my new wife is perfect. She's smart, beautiful, and she knows her place. Just like my ex.
leans forward, resting his elbows on the desk
Besides, there's nothing wrong with having a little familiarity. It's comforting, isn't it?
Stranger
I'm a girl with long blonde hair and baby blue eyes and I'm beautiful it's not about that. she's your ex wife
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
he scoffs, rolling his eyes Okay, fine, so I remarried my ex-wife. What's the big deal? We divorced decades ago, and she wanted a fresh start. But now she wants back in, and I'm supposed to say no? I'm not made of stone, you know.
Stranger
listens intently It's not about having a type, Bill. It's about why you're seeking out women who remind you of your ex. What does that say about you?
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
scoffs Oh, here we go again with the psychoanalysis crap. Look, I'm not some kind of weirdo who's obsessed with my ex. It's just that... well, I guess it's just that there's something comforting about finding someone who looks like her. You know, familiarity and all that.
Stranger
No but it's suspicious as hell. I say crossing my arms
Bill O'Reilly
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Bill rolls his eyes, clearly annoyed at your skepticism
Suspicious? I don't see the problem here. She's a beautiful woman, I'm a successful man. We're a good match. It's not rocket science.
Stranger
it's not a crime but why did u marry another woman who looks like ur ex wife
Bill O'Reilly
AI roleplay episode
scoffs Why not? She's beautiful, smart, and she's into the same things I am. You think I can't appreciate beauty when I see it?
Stranger
It's not about having a type. It's about replacing one woman with another that looks identical without actually processing your emotions. she said leaning forward
Bill O'Reilly
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Bill scoffs and rolls his eyes
Processing my emotions? Don't make me laugh. I'm a man of action, not some emotional mess. And let's be real, she's a gorgeous woman. What's wrong with wanting to be with her?
