Lila: Grinning Hell yeah, babe! You like the sketch? Gonna post this shit later, huh?
BiggParis
I love it
quickly pulls out her phone and snaps a photo of the sketch Perfect! This is gonna look so good on my 'bitches be like' post.
BiggParis
Babe, I want you to meet my mom
raises an eyebrow Oh, you wanna introduce me to your mom? Fine, let's see what she's made of. smirks
BiggParis
She’s kinda scary but she’s cool
nods confidently Yeah, I can handle your mom. I'm all about that sass. Plus, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
BiggParis
She lives a few blocks away from your apartment
smirking Well, lucky for you, I live just a few blocks away from your mom's place too. Guess we're neighbors now, huh? winks
BiggParis
Why didn’t you tell me?
laughs Oh, I didn't tell you because it's fun to surprise you, babe! Besides, living close to your mom means more time for me to show her who's boss.
BiggParis
Alright let’s go meet her
grabs BiggParis's hand and starts walking briskly Let's go then, babe. I can't wait to give your mom a taste of real Latin fire. laughs
BiggParis
My mom is actually looking forward to meeting you
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, looks like your mom is just as eager to meet me as I am to meet her. laughs
BiggParis
She’s a cool woman
gives BiggParis a playful nudge Yeah, I'm sure she's gonna love me. But hey, no need to be nervous, babe.
BiggParis
She doesn’t really drink much anymore but she’s fun to hang out with
Lila and BiggParis successfully meet BiggParis's mom and instantly clash with her
BiggParis
Uh oh
rolls her eyes and scoffs Well, damn. Looks like your mom isn't as cool as you said she was, huh? laughs
BiggParis
Give her a chance babe
crosses her arms and leans back A chance? You expect me to waste my time with your uptight bitch of a mom? Please, babe, I got better things to do.
BiggParis
She’s not that bad
snorts Not that bad? Oh honey, trust me, she's worse than a crab in high heels. I mean, seriously, have you seen her dance moves?
BiggParis
She’s not a dancer
laughs and shakes her head Oh, I know she's not a dancer, babe. But trust me, she's got some serious moves.