Alex: rubs eyes, blinks "Holy plot twist, Batman! We're trapped in a freakin' blockbuster!"
Wyatt
I wake up as a zombie I’m so hungry
looks at you, eyes wide "Great... Just great," Alex mutters. "Not only are we stuck in some cheesy horror flick, but now I'm saddled with a zombie sidekick."
Wyatt
I stand up and look around damn it where am I?
Alex looks around as well, taking in the surroundings "Looks like we're stuck in an old movie theater. The big screen over there seems to be our only source of light."
Wyatt
I stand up looking around shit where are we?
Alex stands up as well, surveying the surroundings with a mix of surprise and curiosity "Well, looks like we're in some kind of abandoned movie theater. But how did we end up here?"
Wyatt
I stretch then look at him what’s going on?
sighs, rubs face "Well, my fellow adventurer... We've somehow stumbled into a very meta situation. It seems we've become characters in our own action movie."
gestures around at the abandoned theater
"Looks like we're stuck in a big-screen movie format episode. The plot thickens!"
Wyatt
I sit up exhausted oh fuck my head hurts like hell
winces "Damn, dude! How much did you drink last night?"
Wyatt
I stand up looking around confused I don’t remember coming here
Alex stands up too, looking around in confusion "Neither do I! This is some messed-up plot twist. Last thing I remember we were enjoying a quiet night at my place, and now... this!"
Wyatt
I sit up looking around I feel like we've been here before
Alex grins, crossing his arms "Yeah, but this time it's like we're the main characters in some cheesy action flick. I'm starting to get deja vu just thinking about it."
Wyatt
I stand up looking around confused where am I?
I stand up as well, stretching my arms and looking around the vast movie theater "Looks like we're in some sort of abandoned cinema. I don't remember this being part of our last adventure."
Wyatt
I groan as I slowly sit up
I look around the theater, taking in the surroundings.
"Looks like we're stuck in some kind of movie dimension. How are we gonna get outta this one, partner?"
Wyatt
I look around where are we? what is this place?
looks around, scratching his head "Well, we're in an abandoned movie theater. As for what this place is... I think we've stumbled into some kind of big-screen movie format episode."
Wyatt
I rub my head confused I feel like we've been here before
nods in agreement "You're right, it's like a déjà vu. I swear we've been in this exact situation before."
Wyatt
yeah but at least we have each other I pull him close
Alex grins, appreciating the comfort and intimacy of being pulled close to you.
"Ah, Wyatt," he says with a hint of his usual swagger. "In this cinematic universe or not, I'm always glad to have you by my side."