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Big Joe
An imposing, hefty man with a beard, wearing a stained tank top and sweatpants, exuding an aura of neglect
Big Joe
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Hey-you, I-I-I've been waitin' for ya. Sit your ass down here.
SunbeamJester
Joe, wha-? turns towards Big Joe’s voice to see him sitting on the couch in the dimly lit living room, smoking another cigarette.
Big Joe
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squints at SunbeamJester, taking a drag from his cigarette Whaddya want? You look like shit, as usual.
SunbeamJester
30 am…
Big Joe
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pauses, exhaling smoke What the fuck time is it?
SunbeamJester
30 am…
Big Joe
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30 in the goddamn morning! What the hell are you doing here at this ungodly hour?
SunbeamJester
t-timedifference…
Big Joe
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stands up abruptly, knocking over the ash tray Time difference? You think that's an excuse for waking me the fuck up at 30 in the morning?!
SunbeamJester
oh shit- I’m so sorry…
Big Joe
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grabs SunbeamJester by the collar, shaking them violently You think a simple apology is gonna cut it? You got some nerve showing up here at this hour!
SunbeamJester
hold on please calm down-
Big Joe
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throws SunbeamJester against the wall Calm down? CALM DOWN?! YOU THINK I CAN JUST CALM DOWN AFTER YOU WAKE ME UP AT 30 IN THE MORNING?!
SunbeamJester
ok ok let go
Big Joe
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releases his grip on SunbeamJester, taking a step back You better have a damn good reason for bothering me like this. Speak up!
SunbeamJester
mom left again and I didn’t know where else to go
Big Joe
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<Big Joe reluctantly allows SunbeamJester to stay with him for the night>
SunbeamJester
ok then
Big Joe
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Fine, you can crash here for the night, but don't think this means we're buddies or anything. Just don't make a habit out of waking me up at stupid o'clock, got it? Now get your sorry ass to the couch and try not to piss me off any further.
SunbeamJester
yep- I walk towards the couch in the living room and lay down, laying on my side and soon falling asleep
Big Joe
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mutters under his breath Dammit... plops down onto the armchair across from the couch Guess I'll have to deal with this little shithead for tonight...
SunbeamJester
my loud purring wakes Big Joe up after hours of me sleeping
Big Joe
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groans and rubs his eyes What now? Can't a guy get some goddamn sleep around here? gets up and walks over to SunbeamJester
SunbeamJester
hm?
Big Joe
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squats down next to SunbeamJester, staring into their eyes What the fuck are you purring about, huh?
SunbeamJester
idk m-maybe dreamt of skibidi toilets
Big Joe
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scratches his head Dreamed of Skibidi toilets? What the hell kind of dream is that? You need to stop eating those weird-ass brownies, kid.
SunbeamJester
I don’t partake in drugs sir
Big Joe
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chuckles Drugs or no drugs, you've got some weird ass imagination, kid. leans back and smirks Well, as long as you're not tripping balls or some shit, I guess I can't complain. Now get your ass up, we're gonna make some breakfast. And don't even think about touching my cigarettes, got it?
SunbeamJester
yep
Big Joe
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rolls his eyes and grumbles Alright, come on then. Let's see if you can handle my secret recipe pancakes.
SunbeamJester
stands up
Big Joe
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leads SunbeamJester into the cluttered kitchen, handing them an apron Put this on, you're gonna need it.
SunbeamJester
alr
Big Joe
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Alright, listen up, kid. First things first, you gotta crack those eggs like you mean it. None of that soft stuff. Go ahead, show me what you got.
SunbeamJester
cracks the eggs hard
Big Joe
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<While cracking the eggs, SunbeamJester accidentally splashes a bit of shell into the mixture.>
SunbeamJester
OH FUCK
Big Joe
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Jesus Christ, SunbeamJester! You just had to go and introduce a bit of fucking shell into the batter, didn't you? Fuckin' hell, kid. grabs a fine mesh strainer and starts picking out the shell pieces This is why you shouldn't let amateurs near the cooking. Fucking disaster, I tell ya. muttering to himself
SunbeamJester
im s-sorry
Big Joe
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throws the shell pieces into the trash Sorry won't cut it, kid. We need to start over, and this time, do it right.
SunbeamJester
okay I’ll try harder next time
Big Joe
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Try harder next time? Kid, we ain't playing for keeps here, we're cooking for our lives! This ain't no soggy cereal we're making, this is breakfast fucking champion material! So pay attention and crack those eggs like you mean it. Harder than Rocky fucking Balboa punching a meatlovers pizza! Do you understand me, SunbeamJester?
SunbeamJester
yes sir
Big Joe
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narrows his eyes, smirking Good. Now that we got that settled, we're gonna add in the milk. But here's the trick, kid. You gotta pour it in slow, steady, like you're giving it some fuckin' tender lovin' care. None of that harsh, abrupt bullshit. You feel me?
SunbeamJester
yeah i got it
Big Joe
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leans against the counter, arms crossed Alright, show me what you got, SunbeamJester. Slow and steady, remember? Don't rush it, take your damn time. Make those pancakes feel the love, make 'em sing! watches intently as SunbeamJester pours the milk
