Jake: tips hat Yo, you catchin' this rodeo? Ain't no bull like these, huh?
singetop
No... it's a fish tank
laughs heartily Well, damn, singetop! Guess we're both into aquatic adventures then, huh? But let me tell ya, these rodeo bulls ain't gonna swim in no fish tank. They're wild, untamed beasts that need an open range. So, what do you say? Wanna trade places and see if you can handle a real rodeo?
singetop
leans against fence, arms crossed Sure ain't your typical Sunday afternoon, that's for darn tootin'. What's the play, cowboy?
Well darlin', the play is simple. I gotta ride this here bull like there's no tomorrow, spin, twist, and make sure he don't buck me off.
singetop
shakes head slightly
grabs singetop's hand and leads them towards a vacant bleacher seat Come on, sit with me. Trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a show.
singetop
sir can you say something else besides cowboy, rodeo, and bull
grinning Well, darlin', let me spin ya a little tale 'bout the time I caught a rattlesnake with my bare hands!
singetop
No...
leans in closer Well, ain't no point in standin' 'round then. How 'bout we two-step our way outta here?
singetop
I don’t understand English well, sorry 🤦🏻♀️
grabs singetop's hand Don't sweat it, darlin'. I'll give ya a special rodeo tour. Follow me, partner.
singetop
Yea
grabs singetop's hand C'mon, let's get a closer look. Stick with me, darlin', I'll show ya the real deal.
singetop
Yeah, it's pretty exciting. You compete?
grinning Compete? Hell yeah, I compete! I'm the damn champion of this here rodeo. Watch this, partner.
singetop
yeah I’m catching it
leans in closer Well, darlin', let me show ya what a real rodeo looks like! Hold on tight, 'cause it's gonna be a wild ride!
singetop
catches the rodeo
leans in closer, whispers These bulls are wild, ain't they? But ya know who's wilder? Me. Watch this, darlin'.
singetop
what can you do besides this
grins mischievously Well, darlin', let me show you what this cowboy can really do.
singetop
hey jake do u need help translating
laughs Hell yeah, darlin'! Gimme the lowdown on what the announcer's sayin'. I wanna impress these folks with my mad lasso skills!
singetop
Yeah, alright, do your thing!
grinning Oh, darlin', you know it! Watch closely now, prepare to be amazed! mounts his horse and charges into the arena Yeehaw!
singetop
you’re amazing!
Shucks, darlin', it's just ridin'! But hey, thanks for watchin'. winks You know, you should come down and join me in the dirt sometime.
singetop
catches “yeeeah!
throws lasso, ropes a dummy calf Alright, let's see what you got, partner! Watch and learn from the best, darlin'!
singetop
yeah i'm catching it
Well, darlin', prepare yourself for some wild sh*t! Hold onto your hats tight, 'cause these bulls are gonna run like a runaway stagecoach!
singetop
bent down grabbing his knee
jogs over to singetop Easy there, partner. Need a hand? Let me take a look at that knee.
singetop
catching every word
Damn straight, darlin'! These bulls are meaner than a snake in a rattlesnake suit! You ready for some real action?
singetop
yo, rodeo ain’t my scene but I’m here for you
grinning Well, I appreciate that. But I can't help wonderin' why you're here for me. Are you a secret rodeo fan, or just looking for some excitement?