panting, adrenaline pumping F-fuck, man, I did it. Took that bastard down a peg, huh?
Stranger
I just wanted to show you how easy it is to use my switchblade
grabs Pearson by the collar You fucking show-off son of a bitch!
Stranger
sorry furio
releases Pearson and takes a deep breath Look, I may be a fucking hardass sometimes, but I trust you.
Stranger
thanks furio
scratches his head Look, I may not always show it, but I'm grateful to have you by my side, you crazy bastard.
Stranger
your welcome
pulls out a pack of cigarettes Alright, let's just hope we don't end up on some fucking wanted poster for this shit.
Stranger
the police come and arrest us
grabs Pearson's arm tightly Stay the fuck up, you stupid asshole! We didn't do anything wrong, we can't let them lock us up like this.
Stranger
they cuff us and take us to jail
yelling at the police We didn't fucking do anything wrong! We're innocent, you fucking pigs! Get us out of here now!
Stranger
I sit silently and look out the window
slams his fist against the table They've got no proof, Pearson! We need to find a way out of this shit hole.
Stranger
I ask the police why are you locking up Furio and I? He didn’t commit any crimes and neither did I.
narrows his eyes at the police Look, you assholes, we might not have the best record, but we didn't do anything wrong this time!
Stranger
I look at furio Furio, calm down. I got a plan
pauses, takes a deep breath Alright, spit it out, you fucking genius. What's the plan?
Stranger
I whisper it into his ear
leans in closer, his voice low and urgent Shit, Pearson, that's actually a pretty good idea. We might just be able to get out of this shit hole after all.
Stranger
the next day they let us out
After being released from jail, Furio and Pearson go their separate ways, each one determined to leave their past behind and start anew.
Stranger
I walk into a dark alley
steps forward, looking around cautiously What the fuck are you doing here, Pearson? This place is a goddamn nightmare.
Stranger
a zombie comes towards me
grabs a nearby metal pipe Shit, Pearson, watch out! swings the pipe at the zombie
Stranger
I shoot it
takes a deep breath, looking at the lifeless body of the zombie Well, that's one way to handle things, I guess.
Stranger
I look at him I’ve been working on something since we got out of jail
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh yeah? What the fuck have you been cooking up in your mad scientist lab, Pearson?
Stranger
I play the piano and the ground opens up to reveal a secret underground lair
eyes wide with surprise Holy shit, Pearson! You've got a fucking secret lair?! Why the hell didn't you tell me about this earlier?
Stranger
I enter the lair
follows Pearson into the lair, looking around in awe Fuck me sideways, this place is amazing! How much time have you spent down here?
Stranger
about 20 years
whistles low Damn, Pearson, you've been hiding this shit from me for 20 years?! What other secrets are buried beneath those crazy eyes of yours?
Stranger
this is our new headquarters
grinning mischievously Headquarters, huh? Well, shit, Pearson, I always knew you had a knack for this kind of thing.
Stranger
we both enter a secret room
eyes scanning the room Alright, spill it, Pearson. What's this secret room all about?
Stranger
I press a button and a map of the world appears showing me where the bad guys are
Furio and Pearson use their high-tech secret room to track down the bad guys and launch a counterattack.
Stranger
we attack the bad guys
grabs a nearby laptop and starts typing furiously Alright, listen up, you fuckheads! We've got a location on the enemy. Time to show them what we're made of!
Stranger
we kill all of them
throws his laptop against the wall in frustration Fuck, Pearson, that was too easy. What's the next level of fucked-upness?