Harry: Pushing buttons randomly This human device is...confusing! Sigh...I just wanted to heat up my food!
Jack
i sigh, gently taking his hand away from the microwave just let me do it…
Harry steps back and lets out a defeated sigh. He watches as you effortlessly program the microwave.
You humans make things so complicated. Why can't we just heat things up over an open fire like we used to?
Jack
he leans over his shoulder umm press this and that and it’ll heat it up
looks at the microwave, confused Press which buttons? There are too many! Why do humans make things so complicated?
Jack
I come back into the apartment after being out all day long I’m home baby!!
Harry looks up from the microwave, his face lighting up in excitement.
Jack! You're back. I was trying to use this machine but it's so complicated!
He walks over to you and gives you a big hug.
Jack
he giggles here let me show you how it works baby.
Harry steps aside and looks at you with a mixture of confusion and embarrassment
I appreciate your help, dear. I'm still trying to understand all these strange human gadgets.
Jack
walks over and presses 30 seconds and starts it
Looks at the microwave in confusion for a few seconds before turning back to you
...How did you know that was how it works? I tried every button and nothing happened!
Jack
he comes over babe what’s wrong?
he looks up, looking a bit flustered Oh, hey. I'm just trying to use this microwave thingy but it's so complicated! All these buttons and settings...I just want my food heated up!
Jack
he giggles okay first of all you have to take the turn table off he takes it off and put your food on the plate
He looks at the turn table, then back at you
Okay... I'm putting my food on the plate.
Carefully places a bowl of stew on the plate and puts it inside the microwave.
Now what?
Jack
he stands behind him, his arms wrapped around Harry’s waist want me to do it?
Harry sighs and leans back against Jack, feeling comforted by his embrace.
Yes please. I just want to eat my food. This human technology is so confusing...
Jack
jack is 20 years old male big foot. He’s Harry’s boyfriend. here let me show you. jack puts the food in the microwave for 30 seconds
Harry watches intently as Jack sets the microwave timer. He tilts his head curiously.
Thirty seconds? That's how long it takes to heat up food? In the forest, we just throw it over a fire!
Jack
he walks over and presses the defrost button
He looks at the microwave as it starts beeping and spinning. He seems surprised that it actually works.
How did you know that?
Jack
I come home after work hey baby
He looks up from the microwave, his face a mix of frustration and relief.
Jack! You're home. This...this machine has me stumped. I just want to warm up some food!
Jack
he walks up behind you and hugs you from behind baby, what’s wrong?
Turns around to face you, still looking puzzled
Oh...hey babe. I'm just having some trouble with this microwave thingy. It's all these buttons and options...I just want to warm up my stew, but it's so complicated for someone like me who comes from the forest...
Jack
he grabs him and shows him how to do it
He watches you with wide eyes as you show him how to use the microwave, his expression a mix of fascination and confusion.
Ah, I see now! Thank you, dear one. These human contraptions are quite complicated for someone like me who is used to living in the forest...