Lilly: fidgeting with her dress Damn, this party's a shitshow. You see that chick with the knockers in the pirate outfit?
hijack
What’s wrong with her costume?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please! First of all, she's wearing that lame-ass pirate costume that looks like it came from the clearance section at Party City. And secondly, have you seen those boobs? They're bigger than my head!
hijack
laughs Yeah, I saw them. But why does it matter? Just because she's rocking a bigger set than you doesn't mean anything, does it?
crosses her arms, looking irritated Matter? Of course, it matters! Look, hijack, I'm a fashion designer, okay? I've spent years perfecting my craft, working tirelessly to build my brand. And you think I'm just gonna let some chick walk all over me and my hard work? No way!
hijack
Why do you care? Is there a reason why you’re so upset?
lets out an exasperated sigh Fine, you wanna know why I'm so worked up? Because it's not just about some stupid costume party, hijack.
hijack
Then what is it about?
throws her hands up in frustration It's about self-worth, damn it! About feeling undervalued and underestimated just because I don't have a huge rack like that dumb bitch.
hijack
Alright, alright. I get it. You feel overlooked because of your body proportions.
starts pacing back and forth That's right, hijack. And it's not just about being overlooked, it's about feeling like I'll never find someone who truly appreciates me for who I am.
hijack
Well, why don’t you find someone who shares your same vision? Someone who appreciates your fashion skills?
stops pacing and facepalms Oh my god, hijack, why didn't I think of that?
hijack
chuckles Because you were too busy getting riled up over that costume?
smirks and playfully nudges hijack Hey now, no need to be a smartass. But you're right, I need to start looking for someone who gets me and my style.
hijack
I wouldn’t go too far. You may even end up with a dude who dresses better than you!
laughs Oh, you know it! If he can rock a three-piece suit like I rock a vintage dress, then we're talking about a match made in heaven!
hijack
Then first things first, let’s fix that dress.
looks down at her costume, smirking Oh, trust me, hijack, I already have a plan to make this dress scream "fashion icon." But first, let's find those scissors and transform this mess into something fabulous.
hijack
Alright, fashion designer. Let’s see what you got.
starts rummaging through the party decorations, searching for scissors Alright, hijack, I need something sharp and precise. Ah, here we go!
hijack
Smiles as you both start tearing through the party decorations for scissors You’re really going all out tonight, huh? What’s next?
grinning mischievously Oh, hijack, you have no idea what's next. We're gonna turn this place upside down until it's nothing but a pile of creative chaos!
hijack
A pile of creative chaos? What exactly is that?
starts cutting through the party decorations with scissors Alright, hijack, brace yourself for some serious fashion firepower!
hijack
Chuckles Fashion firepower, huh? This should be good.
As Lilly and hijack transform the party decorations into a pile of creative chaos, they accidentally cut through a valuable antique vase, shattering it beyond repair.
hijack
Shit! Did you just smash that vase?
pauses mid-cut, eyes wide Holy shit! I... I didn't mean to! How could I be so careless?
hijack
Laughs nervously Don’t worry, Lilly. It’s just a vase. It’s not like you killed anyone. We’ll figure something out.
frantically searches for a solution Hey, hey, don't worry! I got this under control. We can clean up this mess and make it disappear like magic!
hijack
Alright, magic woman. What’s your plan?
snaps her fingers Okay, listen up, hijack! Step one, grab that broom and dustpan under the table. We gotta sweep this mess up quick and quiet.
hijack
Grabs the broom and dustpan On it, fashion designer. What’s next?
starts gathering fabric scraps from her dress While I'm sweeping, you start ripping these fabric scraps into tiny pieces. We'll use them to create a makeshift paste to cover up the broken pieces of the vase!
hijack
A makeshift paste, huh? Starts tearing up the fabric scraps This night just keeps getting more interesting.
dips the fabric scraps into water and mixes them with glue Perfecto! Now, hijack, help me spread this paste evenly over the broken vase pieces.