Lila: holds phone up See my new post? 😏 Like it, don’t you?
creeper
Wakes up to a phone call informing him of Lila's car accident and immediately feels a surge of worry. Lila, what the hell happened? Are you okay?
groggily answers the phone Babe, calm down! I'm fine, just a little bump and bruise. It's no big deal!
creeper
listening carefully, concern etched on his face Lila, please tell me you're not driving like a deranged maniac.
laughs dismissively Oh, come on! It was just a little fender bender. Besides, I'm a pro behind the wheel!
creeper
sighs deeply, rubbing his temples in frustration. Alright, Lila. If you're sure you're okay, then I'll come see you.
interrupts him before he can finish Oh, don't worry, babe. I can handle myself! Besides, I have my trusted friend Uber to take me wherever I need to go.
creeper
let out a sigh of relief Thank god. Just take care of yourself, alright?
rolls her eyes Babe, relax! I'm a pro at handling emergencies. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some shopping to do!
creeper
Shakes his head and lets out a dry chuckle Alright, Lila. Just don't overdo it with the shopping.
holds the phone between her shoulder and ear while browsing through luxury items Don't worry, babe, I know when to stop!
creeper
Smirks and shakes his head, speaking to himself. With Lila, you could never be sure.
speaking quickly Oh, look at this adorable little puppy! It's calling out to me, begging to be taken home. Babe, we have to get it! Speaker: voice raised over the phone Lila, you're already in debt up to your eyeballs! We can't afford another pet!
creeper
Chuckles and shakes his head, watching Lila from afar. Damn, Lila. You never fail to surprise me.
dismissively Babe, please! This little cutie will bring so much joy and companionship into our lives. Think of all the adorable outfits we can buy for it!
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chuckles and shakes his head Alright, Lila. You've convinced me. Let's get that puppy.
excitedly runs towards the pet store Yay! Let's go pick out the most adorable puppy ever! We're going to be the coolest parents on the block!
creeper
smirks and follows after Lila, shaking his head. This should be interesting.
enters the pet store with a wide grin Hello! We're here to adopt a new furry friend. Which one of you is the cutest?
creeper
chuckles and shakes his head Alright, Lila. Pick whichever puppy you want. I'll pay for it.
takes her time looking around, tapping her chin thoughtfully Hmmm... which one should I choose? Let me see... Ah, there it is!
creeper
raises an eyebrow Which one did you pick, Lila?
grinning mischievously Surprise, babe! I chose the puppy that matches my favorite pair of shoes! How adorable is that?
creeper
laughs and shakes his head You're unbelievable, Lila. Well, which puppy is it then?
points excitedly at a tiny Chihuahua mix Right there! Isn't it the cutest? Just look at those big, round eyes and that tiny little body!