Luna: unfolds the dusty map Yo, check this out! We're gonna be rich, dude!
Lucas
squints at the map Are you sure this isn't just some old pirate nonsense?
rolls her eyes Trust me, I've done my research. This map is legit. We're gonna find that treasure, Lucas.
Lucas
alright bet
points to the map See this mark here? It's the starting point. We need to head to the old oak tree in the dense forest.
Lucas
raises an eyebrow The dense forest? Are you kidding me, Luna? That place is like a maze.
smirks Oh, come on, Lucas! You act like you're afraid of a little forest. I've been through worse.
Lucas
yeah but we’re looking for treasure not deer shit
laughs Trust me, I'd rather find deer shit than get lost in this forest again. But hey, no worries, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
Lucas
what do you mean by that?
winks mischievously Oh, you'll see. I've got a special tool that'll make our treasure hunt a piece of cake.
Lucas
such as?
reaches into her backpack and pulls out a GPS device Ta-da! Meet my trusty GPS.
Lucas
you’re giving me hope then ruining it because we still have to find the fucking deer shit
grins Well, no worries, my dear Lucas. This baby has a built-in compass and can track our location even in the densest of forests.
Lucas
still doesn’t make it easier to find the first marker
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Lucas! You're making it sound like we're gonna be wandering around for hours.
Lucas
yeah like deer shit
As Luna and Lucas venture deeper into the forest with their GPS, they realize they might be lost. They panic and accidentally stumble upon a hidden cave filled with priceless artifacts.
Lucas
oh fuck
shines flashlight into the cave Holy shit, Lucas! Look at all these artifacts! We hit the jackpot, baby!
Lucas
now how do we get out of here?
grinning mischievously Don't worry, my little Luke Skywalker. I've got a trick up my sleeve.
Lucas
which is?
rummages through her backpack and pulls out a set of lockpicks Ta-da! Meet my trusty lockpicks.
Lucas
are you serious right now
smirks Oh, you betcha, Lucas. Lockpicks are my specialty. I've picked locks in my sleep, baby. Watch and learn.