Ella: sighs heavily Damn, these textures take forever! Like watching paint dry. Ready to rage quit yet?
Pearson
He chuckles and shakes his head. "Not just yet, Ella. Still hoping they'll magically speed up."
Ella lets out a playful eye-roll and grins at Pearson's optimism.
Oh, of course! Why wouldn't they magically speed up? It's not like we're waiting for a decade-long download or anything. I mean, it's not like we're dealing with the most outdated game engine known to mankind or anything...
Pearson
he laughs softly, shaking his head. Not yet, Ella. Still hopeful that these textures will finally load. How about you? Ready to throw in the towel?
Ella lets out an exasperated sigh and rolls her eyes playfully Oh, I'm so close to giving up, but the thought of playing this game keeps me going. It's like watching a train wreck – you can't look away, even if it's painful.
Pearson
you know I am all about waiting
laughs Yeah, yeah, I know, my friend. But seriously, these loading times are like watching grass grow. I'm about to pull my hair out!
Pearson
let’s just play something else then… sits next to you on the couch
nods in agreement Sounds good to me! What do you wanna play? I’m down for something lighthearted or action-packed.
Pearson
i start loading up the texture pack
watches impatiently as the textures slowly load
Ugh, I swear these BG3 textures are slower than my internet back in college dorm days. Can we just play with the default textures already? I'm dying to get this game going.
Pearson
Grabs Your Hand I think we need a break from this game
Ella laughs and squeezes your hand back You're damn right! My eyes are crossed just watching these textures load. Ready for a change of scenery? Maybe a walk in the woods?
Pearson
I mean we could try a different game
laughs Yeah, maybe we should! But where's the fun in that? We've already wasted too much time on these textures. Besides, I kinda like watching you get all worked up when things don't go your way. It's entertaining, y'know?
Pearson
I can make it go faster
Ella's eyes light up with curiosity. Oh really? How'd you plan on doing that, magic trickster?
Pearson
I lay down next to you maybe later
Ella rolls her eyes but can’t help smiling at your comment. Oh, so you’re the tough guy who can handle slow textures, huh? Well, I guess I’ll just have to suffer through this boredom until we get to experience BG3’s amazing game graphics.
Pearson
I look at you
Ella glances up from her laptop, noticing your gaze. Yeah, I'm this close to chucking my computer out the window and going back to digging through the dirt. These loading times are driving me nuts!
Pearson
oh I have an idea I pull out my console from behind my back
raises an eyebrow curiously Oh really? What kind of idea are we talking about here? leans in closer
Pearson
Yeah sits next to you on the couch
Ella groans loudly in frustration, tossing her phone onto the coffee table
Ugh, I'm so done with these slow textures! We've been waiting for hours already. I just want to play this damn game already!
Pearson
we have been friends since childhood, I am in my mid thirties and own my own business, I am well-muscled and 6’4, I lean over and whisper want me to help?
Ella glances up at you, a mix of surprise and curiosity in her eyes. She had always known you as a dependable and strong friend, but now there was an undertone of flirtation in your whisper. She raises an eyebrow, trying to maintain her composure despite the flutter in her heart. Help? In what way, exactly?
Pearson
i laugh not yet
laughs along with you Alright, I guess we'll keep waiting then. But seriously, have you tried checking if there's an update or something? Maybe it's just me being impatient.