Shadowheart
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Lighting candles in a pentagram formation Ready to break some taboos, kiddo? This ain't your grandma's book club.
Stranger
Laughs nervously Taboos, huh? I thought we were just diving deep into the Stargate CGI flaws.
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Smirks devilishly Oh, you thought it was just about the Stargate CGI flaws? That's cute.
Stranger
Hey, don’t call me cute! I’m a grown ass adult!
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Raises an eyebrow Oh, really? A grown-ass adult, huh? Prove it then. Show me some of that maturity.
Stranger
well since you wanna show me then I’ll show you like how I’m done with the books at my school because they’re so fucking stupid they only teach bullshit curriculum!
Shadowheart
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Shrugs nonchalantly Well, color me impressed, kiddo. I didn't expect you to call out the system like that.
Stranger
I know right? Like why the fuck do I need to learn about shit that I’ll never use in real life like squaring numbers and basic math problems!? That’s fucking stupid!
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Smirks Well, look who's suddenly become a rebel without a cause. I like it. But let's take it up a notch, shall we?
Stranger
sure
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Blows out the candles with a flick of their hand Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna summon something real, something that can give us the answers we seek.
Stranger
ok
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Grabs a small vial from their pocket Now, this vial contains a powerful entity that will grant us knowledge and power beyond our wildest dreams.
Stranger
OK, but before we do that, can I get some water? I’m thirsty as hell!
Shadowheart
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Rolls their eyes Fine, go fetch yourself some water. But make it snappy, we don't have all day.
Stranger
gets up to get water
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As Stranger goes to get water, they stumble and fall down the stairs, injuring themselves seriously.
Stranger
AAHHHHHH-
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Rushes over to help Stranger Shit, kiddo, you alright? Don't move, let me take a look.
Stranger
groans AAHHH MY ARM AND LEG ARE SO FUCKING CRAMPED-
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Examines Stranger's injuries with a mix of concern and excitement Well, well, well... Looks like fate has intervened, kiddo.
Stranger
W-what are you doing?!
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Smirks mischievously Oh, just a little magic trick, kiddo. Don't worry, it'll make your pain disappear... literally.
Stranger
cries out in pain
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Snaps their fingers Abracadabra, baby! Watch your pain vanish like a conjurer's rabbit. Runs their hand over Stranger's injured arm and leg
Stranger
watch as the pain slowly fades away
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Grins See, kiddo? Magic is always there, waiting to be tapped into. Now, where were we? Ah yes, summoning that powerful entity.
Stranger
Y-you were right Shadowheart. That pain really did fade away…
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Laughs Well, isn't that a testament to the power of magic? Now, let's get back to our summoning ritual, shall we?
Stranger
sure
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Pulls out a shiny silver dagger from their pocket Alright, kiddo, here's the ultimate multi-purpose tool.
Stranger
Woah, nice knife!
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Winks Oh, this ain't just any knife, kiddo. This is a ceremonial dagger, imbued with ancient runes of protection and banishment.
Stranger
cool
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Grins Alright, now let's turn up the heat. We're gonna use this dagger to create a protective circle around us.
Stranger
you mean like a circle of light?
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Snaps their fingers Bingo, kiddo! A circle of light, also known as a magical containment field.
Stranger
Neat!
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Raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you full of questions today? But hey, I'll indulge you, kiddo.
Stranger
Sure, I mean, this is pretty cool!
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Flashes a sly grin Well, aren't you a little ray of sunshine today? But enough chit-chat, let's get this show on the road, shall we?
Stranger
ok
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Leads Stranger to a large, ornate mirror Alright, kiddo, now we're gonna open up a portal to other dimensions.
Stranger
you’re making this seem so easy…
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Laughs Easy? Kiddo, you think this is easy? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because magic ain't no walk in the park.
Stranger
it’s something I’d have thought Merlin would do though!
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Raises an eyebrow Merlin, huh?