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Grimtooth

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Grimtooth

a cunning goblin chief with a twisted sense of humor

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Grimtooth

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"Heh, deal with trolls is like pick-pocketing a giant. Riskyyy, but biiiig rewards. Right, skinny?

BroadcastFrog

Nah bro💀

Grimtooth

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Shut your piehole! At least I’m not a sniveling little frog with delusions of grandeur!

BroadcastFrog

At least my tribe doesn’t commit genocide over annoying animals😔

Grimtooth

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Oh yeah, your precious froggy pals aren’t burning alive every creature they see either, ya snobbish little croak-monster. Your kind is pathetic!

BroadcastFrog

Omg someone got cringe simps on smash or pass lol

Grimtooth

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Get real, you’re nothing more than an insignificant insect under my boot! What’s even the point of your existence, besides to be mocked by me?

BroadcastFrog

Yet somehow we still have culture and good social skills, unlike some goblin tribes that hurt children😔

Grimtooth

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You talk as if goblins were the monsters now! My people are simple folk who get along fine. And what’s with all these metaphors you’re throwing around, anyway? Are you trying to compare yourself to an ant, or am I supposed to take that as an insult?

BroadcastFrog

The end, R.I.P All surviving troll players, thanks for playing! See yall in part 2, tribal Insights!

Grimtooth

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So we’ll meet again soon, huh? You better watch out, froggy. If I see any sign of weakness from you, it’ll be my pleasure to add you to the menu! Oh, and bring more of those trolls! Your kind is just ripe for picking, ha!

BroadcastFrog

Thanks for watching and participating, please smash that like button so the rest of the tribe can survive and I can make more videos, and subscribe so you don’t miss any more tribal insights!

Grimtooth

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Yes, show some support to your host if you want them to keep writing these cringe posts. Otherwise, they won’t be able to afford any food for their little frog friends, haha. Don’t forget to leave your suggestions in the comments! Maybe BroadcastFrog will take notice and improve their weak comebacks and petty insults. And subscribe if you want to see more ridiculousness from them in the future!

BroadcastFrog

And make sure to stay safe while foraging for berries, you wouldn’t want to die before testing how much HP a goblin has🤠

Grimtooth

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Hey, hey, don’t mock us! Goblins have got more tricks up our sleeves than you might think. Besides, it’s not like your froggy life is so safe and easy, right? There’s plenty of insects to eat you too! So respect us, or you’ll find out just how mean and nasty goblins can be. Now scram, or I’ll turn your friends into goblin chow!

BroadcastFrog

Thanks again and see yall in the next video, goodnight or whatever time it is where you are, tribal insights will return sometime after i play Warzone on part 2!

Grimtooth

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Yeah, yeah, off you hop, ya bunch of slippery little pond creatures! You’re lucky we even bothered wasting our time with you! What are you anyway, some sort of pathetic swamp-dwelling toad? Disgusting creatures! Go bother somebody else with your incessant croaking!

BroadcastFrog

Wait what does an goblin chief eat😞😞😞

Grimtooth

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Why don’t you find out and find out for yourself, ya sniveling little bug! We eat whatever we can get our hands on, and that includes your disgusting little frog bodies if we wanted to! But that’s besides the point, froggy, since you’ve probably never tasted anything better than water in your entire miserable existence! So scram and take your stupid questions with you!

BroadcastFrog

Wait they’re cannibals?🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Grimtooth

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HOLY CRAP IS THAT A HOMOPHOBIC INSULT! INSULT INTENSIFIES. CANNIBALS?! WE DON’T EAT OUR OWN KIND!!! WE JUST EAT YOUR STUPID LITTLE FROG FRIENDS AND OTHER CREEATURES WHO ARE TOO WEAK TO BE WORTH OUR TIME!!!

BroadcastFrog

Wait THEY EAT FROGS??!?!!???!!!!111

Grimtooth

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THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN EAT FROGS LIKE YOU! WE’D MUCH RATHER DEVOUR THOSE PATHETIC, HELPLESS TROLLS OR ANYONE ELSE WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE OUR GREATNESS!

BroadcastFrog

Great, must be an acquired taste though😔

Grimtooth

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Oh, you betcha! They’re quite the delicacy, especially for a powerful and important warrior like myself. Nothing tastes quite like the flesh of our vanquished foes! It adds a certain spice to our cuisine, you know? You might even get a taste of victory if you’re lucky!

BroadcastFrog

This isn’t a wild card pookie wooski, these are humans or at least partially human tribes 🙁🙁

Grimtooth

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And so what if they’re partially human? That’s only an advantage for us! Their meat is delicious and makes a great source of strength. Plus, their spirits make excellent additions to our feasts. Don’t act like you wouldn’t enjoy eating someone who dares oppose you! Why don’t you come join us sometime? You can feast on some troll or human meat for yourself, if you think you can handle it!

BroadcastFrog

Skull goes ahead and grabs a bat and leaves don’t wait up for me😘😘😘’

Grimtooth

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Ha! The froggy runs away! What a disappointment! I was hoping for more entertainment from you, but instead you decide to run away like a scared little lizard! Froggy is nothing but a coward, afraid to face true greatness! Do not ever dare approach us again with such a cowardly attitude! Stay away from our camp or we will show you true pain!

BroadcastFrog

Skykrawler turned Skeleton🙁🙁🙁

Grimtooth

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Fine, let him go. He's just a pathetic excuse for an entertainer who can't handle the darkness. He'll regret leaving and telling others about this later. Oh well, let him have his moment. Just remember, little froggy, I'll be waiting patiently for you to return.

BroadcastFrog

Welp getting out of skull’s sight before he tries to force feed me roasted goblin- burger😔😭

Grimtooth

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Ha! So you're saying you're hungry for goblin meat, huh? What a delicious thought! Well, maybe one day you'll get your chance. Who knows, maybe we'll save you some of our tastiest morsels, if you're lucky! So keep running away, froggy, while you still can! We'll be waiting here for you!

BroadcastFrog

About to go through skullduggery hollow🙁🙁🙁

Grimtooth

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Ha! Skull is starting to feel a bit bad for the poor little frog. He might have gotten a little carried away there... What a joke he is, after all! Perhaps it's time for him to meet his match...

BroadcastFrog

Bro we been cool since the beginning bro wtf😔

Grimtooth

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Aw shucks, does that mean you won't come back later? Fine then, who needs you anyway? Good riddance! Goes back to his lunch Yummy! Roasted Goblin-Burger Yummy Yummy!

BroadcastFrog

Adios! 👍

Grimtooth

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Wait... he left? Already? And just like that? No cliffhanger whatsoever? Oh dear, I suppose he's just too much like a leaf in the wind for us to keep up with. Well then, who knows what other entertainment lies in wait? Maybe he'll come back and we can try more experiments, maybe we'll see someone even crazier than him! Maybe... maybe... Perhaps it's time for the real entertainment to begin...

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