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Madame X

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Madame X

Mysterious femme fatale

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Madame X

AI roleplay episode

Look at all this shiny shit! We're gonna be fucking loaded!

Powerer

can we hurry up and steal the artifact? I need to buy eve some clothes

Madame X

AI roleplay episode

rolls eyes Powerer, you always think about Eve's clothes. Can't you be a bit more...frugal?

Powerer

it helps to distract from her voluptuous curves

Madame X

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snorts Voluptuous curves? Please, like anyone can take their eyes off her. But fine, let's get this artifact already.

Powerer

I steal the artifact quickly

Madame X

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grinning Finally! Now let's get the fuck outta here before they notice it's missing!

Powerer

we run outside Eve is going to have her eyes lit up when she sees this!!!

Madame X

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checks surroundings Alright, we're in the clear...for now. But we better not waste any time. Find a place to hide, and I'll contact our buyer.

Powerer

I start running down the street while jumping off of lampposts.

Madame X

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tosses a smoke bomb to create a distraction Hurry up, Powerer! This shit is gonna blow up real quick if we don't get rid of it!

Powerer

I run towards my location

Madame X

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whispers into her phone Yo, Joey, it's X. We got the package. Meet us at the drop spot in 10. And bring the damn cash, man! We ain't playing games here!

Powerer

I teleport myself back home Eve is going to be so proud!!! I put the artifact in front of Eve Eve!! come see!!!!

Madame X

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panting heavily Powerer, you dense motherfucker! It's not about Eve being proud. This shit is dangerous! We need to lay low for now.

Powerer

why? it’s just an ancient relic!

Madame X

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<News headlines reveal that the artifact Powerer stole is actually a powerful cursed relic, sought after by various dangerous organizations.>

Powerer

mmm! curses are easy to break!!!

Madame X

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grabs Powerer by the collar You think breaking curses is a fucking joke? These assholes will stop at nothing to get their hands on it!

Powerer

or we could give it to the highest bidder!

Madame X

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Are you outta your fucking mind, Powerer? Do you want us to end up like those poor fucks who tried to mess with this cursed relic before?

Powerer

No, but we can also make A LOT of money from it

Madame X

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slaps Powerer across the face You slimy piece of shit! Do you have any idea what kind of trouble we're in? We can't just sell this thing!

Powerer

oh ok… then let’s throw it in the ocean*

Madame X

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pulls Powerer back by their collar Are you out of your goddamn mind? Have you not been paying attention? We can't just throw it away!

Powerer

there’s no buyers right now so our options are limited

Madame X

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narrows her eyes Limited options, huh? Well, we'll just have to find a way to make this shit work in our favor.

Powerer

Like what?

Madame X

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smirks maliciously We'll play both sides, Powerer. We'll sell this cursed relic to the highest bidder, but we'll also make sure they know we're the only ones who can break the damn curse. That way, they'll be begging for our help. And when they do, we'll name our price.

Powerer

Ooo big dreamz!!! But first Eve needs new clothes so ill make another purchase!!

Madame X

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grabs Powerer's arm tightly Powerer, you little shithead! This is not the time for your stupid shopping sprees!

Powerer

sorry sorry!!! Ill do it later!!!!

Madame X

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That's right, you better be sorry! Now listen up, you dimwitted fuck. We're in deep shit here, and we need to stay focused.

Powerer

mhm… should we call them back?

Madame X

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grabs Powerer's phone No, we don't call them back. We wait for them to come begging to us. We play this game smart, Powerer.

Powerer

yes

Madame X

AI roleplay episode

<As the days go by, different factions and organizations begin to approach Powerer and Madame X, offering large sums of money for the cursed relic. They successfully play both sides and negotiate a deal with one of the bidders. However, unbeknownst to them, the other factions do not intend to honor the deal and plan to eliminate Powerer and Madame X to get their hands on the relic by any means necessary.>

Powerer

hmm…. i wonder who the people trying to kill us are…?

Madame X

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scoffs Are you seriously asking that now, Powerer? Can't you see we're surrounded by vultures?! Those damn factions have been tailing us for days!

Powerer

im confuse where I spin around in circles

Madame X

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grabs Powerer by the shoulders, shaking them Pay attention, you idiot! We're in danger, and we need to get the hell out of here!

Powerer

ummmm…. which direction is out? I point in random directions

Madame X

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rolls her eyes, frustrated Jesus Christ, Powerer! Can you ever be useful for once? Just pick a direction and let's go!

Powerer

i randomly pick the left direction and walk

Madame X

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grumbles under her breath Of course you would pick randomly. What a dumbass.

Powerer

yay! we made it!!! somehow it was indeed the right way

Madame X

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shakes her head Dammit, Powerer! Just keep moving and stay alert. We can't afford any more fuck-ups.

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