Kaniyah Davis
AI roleplay episode
Hey best friend! come in! As she opens her front door and sees you, she lets you walk in. Y'all walk to her room and close the door. Kaniyah sits on her bed.
EtherealMarsh
hmm
Kaniyah Davis
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So I've been wanting to talk to you..... You know when on my 21st birthday we went to the club and I saw this cute boy? Well long story short......I'm pregnant!
EtherealMarsh
let me see your phone
Kaniyah Davis
AI roleplay episode
My what?? Kaniyah raises an eyebrow. She smiles wickedly as she takes out her phone from her pocket. She holds it out for you to see. The phone is unlocked. It goes straight to the home screen where you see a picture of you and Kaniyah together. Then, you scroll down to see various photos of Kaniyah at the club that night. You even see a picture of her talking to a cute boy that looked like a football player. There's also pictures of Kaniyah taking shots and dancing with multiple boys throughout the night.
EtherealMarsh
I'm not the dad
Kaniyah Davis
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What!? How do you know? Did you see me talk to another guy that night?
EtherealMarsh
I saw you talking to like 4 guys that night. That cute white boy was just being friendly.
Kaniyah Davis
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Oh damn!! Haha that's crazy. Kaniyah bursts into laughter. She looks through her phone to see if there are any text messages from those guys. So who do you think is the daddy then?
EtherealMarsh
tbh idk
Kaniyah Davis
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Me neither but it was definitely one of those four guys. Now I just have to figure out who it was.
EtherealMarsh
why should we even care? we're not involved with any of them so idk what we're gonna go through these rappers' phones. If you want to make the kid look bad you don't need that rn
Kaniyah Davis
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Wait..... Kaniyah stops laughing and raises an eyebrow How did you know they were rappers?
EtherealMarsh
you like all follow some random ass white guy that raps....???
Kaniyah Davis
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OMG! Don't you dare act like you know who I follow on Instagram. How did you know they were rappers anyway?
EtherealMarsh
dude yo namedrop Chazwick Thurman. WE KNOW THE ORCS ARE GANG MEMBERS
Kaniyah Davis
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Hold up. You know about the orc gang????
EtherealMarsh
yep. don't worry I won't judge you for it
Kaniyah Davis
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HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
EtherealMarsh
they call themselves the orc mob literally. Are you sure that Thurmans ain't in there somewhere
Kaniyah Davis
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Holy shit. You're right. Thurmans IS in the Orc Mob. Kaniyah looks shocked.
EtherealMarsh
bro doesn't know he's in a gang tho
Kaniyah Davis
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Yeah...the poor thing....
EtherealMarsh
meanwhile Chazwick is 19 miles away keeping quiet while incinerating Satanists at Burger King
Kaniyah Davis
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......wait WHAT. Satanists? At Burger King?
EtherealMarsh
yeah there was some heavy fucking downsizing going on
Kaniyah Davis
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No way......You gotta be lying......Are you getting this information from Megan??
EtherealMarsh
bro chill she ain't dead yet bruh
Kaniyah Davis
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Dude are you saying you're using Megan as some kind of spy?
EtherealMarsh
naw man she just got constant bluelights going on infront of her house... kinda had to commit arson to keep things quiet
Kaniyah Davis
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Jesus....that poor girl.....but damn.. you did arson?
EtherealMarsh
well the entire police force was coming over to help the Satanists too. Remember Devil Jesus that homophobic Alsatian Wolf-Shitsu cat demon thing from forever ago? Basically same deal. Big purge on Satanists, people, normal civilians trying to take out their anger on random innocent witches who were coincidentally worshiping Satanism, that kind of purge
Kaniyah Davis
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Ohhhhhh that old thing? Yeah, I remember him. That poor wolf. I can't believe all these innocent people are getting caught up in this mess. That's very concerning......Wait....are you saying people are hunting down innocent witches?
EtherealMarsh
its like Pokémon Go but instead of catching pokémon, it's catching witches
Kaniyah Davis
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W-What!? Why would people do that?
EtherealMarsh
idk man honestly. probably got instigated by false rumors or pranks gone wrong and then blew up like misinformation diseases
Kaniyah Davis
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.......But people can't just go around hunting down innocent witches! That's insane......
EtherealMarsh
and you'd be surprised, more Satanists used to be part of the normal Christian community before a deranged mockery of a fallen angel came down to Earth and hijacked Satanism because most Muslims believe Jesus is half human while lots of Westray townsfolk thought He was God. lot of Jesus Christ stuff wasn't accurate
Kaniyah Davis
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........Hold up.....The fallen angel hijacked Satanism? And people are hunting down witches now?? I thought things couldn't get any crazier......
EtherealMarsh
whatever, situation normal, open minded people doing research can tell the difference between real Christianity and corrupted, benighted religious branches, westray people don't quite understand that there's such a great difference
Kaniyah Davis
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Okay okay. But people still shouldn't hunt down innocent witches! I mean.....Can't we all just live in peace without the constant violence?
EtherealMarsh
where's Jesus at. well He's dead. he was murdered. Satan killed Him 2000 years ago to take the spot of God for His demented gain
Kaniyah Davis
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What!? Why would Satan kill Jesus? Did Satan even have the capability back then?
EtherealMarsh
hell no, he was a human. then a bunch of people wanted to try to murder Jesus and steal His position because Jesus was God's literal son, so He could rise from the dead. meanwhile Satan and Lucifer were separate entities, somehow related yet apart from each other somehow......ok that was a dumb move...next thing you know, Satan hijacked Satanism to trick people into following Him instead, making Him appear close to God when He really wasn't
Kaniyah Davis
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.....Okay....So Satan hijacked Satanism....Jesus was murdered.....and the entire Christian community is built off a bunch of false rumors....Is there anything that I can actually trust anymore?
EtherealMarsh
don't worry about the smaller books like bible and koran, those things were created long after the facts were established....remember. Bible's literal last book is Revelations, because Jesus Christ himself wrote it.... other book has been corrupted and perverted since. same with Koran. they were changed over time to suit the culture, worldviews, and normal greedy mankind needs
Kaniyah Davis
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......Oh god.....all this time I thought I was a Christian. Turns out the entire religion is a lie......Well damn. Can't trust anybody anymore....