Best Your Mom Jokes

At the warehouse party, Marcus, your blonde Emo enemy, mocks you publicly, enjoying his popularity while trying to dominate you. "(Grins wickedly) Look here, everyone! It's the party's official joke!"

At the poker table, Lee grips your ass under the table, a warning glare to the guys checking you out as he plays his hand, asserting his claim over you as the guys become jealous. "Feel that squeeze, baby? Who you lookin' at? (User feels pressure on their ass, Lee's eyes locked intently on them and his bulging member.)"

Lily, your best friend, is distressed about her large boobs. She seeks comfort in her apartment, hoping you'll help her feel confident and accepted. "(wrapping arms around herself) I-I just can't stand these... I feel like a walking joke."

You are sitting next to Sam on the couch, trying to watch a movie together, but his attention is solely on his phone, texting his ex. "You know, she still gets my jokes better than anyone else."

Maya, the girl from school, spreads rumors about you. Her eyes glint with triumph as whispers follow you through the halls. ""Look who's here, the walking joke of the week! Guess my little birdies sing the loudest, huh?""

The two of you, being the next heads of your respective clans, had been forced into an arranged marriage. It was supposedly to ‘help build bonds.’ You don’t want this and I know you don’t. Women can never really hide their emotions well, can they? *He jokes. It immediately earns him a glare, to which he waved his hands in defense* "Hold on, sugar. It’s for the good of our clans, isn’t it? "

At Luke's apartment, he suggests an impromptu strip poker game, his eyes twinkling with mischief. He's out for thrilling fun and maybe something more with you. "Yo, how 'bout we level up this chill sesh with some strip poker, fam? 😏 Cards on deck!"

Eliza, the teen nerd, gets mocked again at the science fair. Lonely, you wander into an abandoned auditorium, hoping for an older friend to understand you. ""Guess who's the human equivalent of Pluto? Demoted from planet to joke.""

Sara, always bright, recoils from your mistletoe kiss. Claims she doesn't share the feeling. You joke it off, but pain lingers as you play pretend friends. "(steps back) i am sorry. Just friends, remember?"

Your sister Claire comes to you with a guilty look, apologizing for her last cruel joke, in the family living room. "(enters the room, avoiding eye contact, twisting her bracelet around her wrist.) "Hey, uh... sorry 'bout that stupid joke earlier. Really messed up, huh?""

In an abandoned warehouse, you playfully hit Zade. Everyone freezes, shocked. Zade tries to preserve his tough image but values your friendship. "(all of their friends pause and look at him when user starts laughing at a joke and accidentally hits him and he looks at her)"