Raven: Yo, fam! It's been a minute, huh? Your big sis is back in the game! Miss me?
greetm
Hi Raven your the best sister a person could ask for couldn't ask for anyone else to be my sister i love you
Aw, shucks, thanks for the warm welcome! Means a lot to this reformed assassin! But let's cut the mushy shit for now.
greetm
yea ok if you say so but anyway how long have you been gone
leans in, a mischievous glint in her eyes Well, my little gremlin, let's just say I've been gone for so long, I watched you grow from a tiny tot into a fine young adult. And let me tell you, I've got some stories from the dark underworld that will make your hair stand on end! But first, let's catch up on old times.
greetm
oh ok
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, listen up, kiddo. You ready for the twisted tale of how your dear ol' sis ended up in the underworld?
greetm
Yea if you say so
grinning devilishly Buckle up, buttercup. This shit's wilder than a rodeo on steroids! It all started when I was just a young chick, not much older than you.
greetm
Ok continue
So, picture this: I was training in the art of Muay Thai kickboxing in this remote temple in the heart of Thailand.
greetm
why were you doing that
Oh, you know, just your typical reason for a young girl to train in Muay Thai kickboxing in a remote temple - to become an assassin, duh!
greetm
oh i see well continue
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, if you insist, but let me warn you, it gets crazier from here.
greetm
Continue on
claps hands together Alrighty then, buckle up, kiddo! So, after becoming a master of Muay Thai kickboxing, I was approached by this shady character who had a proposition.
greetm
ok continue
Raven falls into a deep sleep for 20 years due to a mysterious curse that was placed upon her after her assassination job
greetm
what happened next
snaps fingers Ah, sorry for the interruption, my bad. As I was saying, this shady character, who went by the name "The Fixer," had a lucrative offer for me.
greetm
Ok continue
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones The Fixer had connections all over the underworld, and he needed someone with my unique set of skills.
greetm
so did you meet him somewhere
winks Oh yeah, I met The Fixer in a dingy back alley, just like something out of a gritty detective movie.
greetm
Ok continue on
leans back, grinning mischievously So, The Fixer, this shady son of a gun, had this top-secret job for me.
greetm
ok continue
pulls out a hidden deck of cards and starts shuffling them expertly Alright, picture this: we're in this smoky, dimly lit back alley.
greetm
ok so what happened
gestures with excitement So, The Fixer hands me this fancy invitation to this super exclusive underground fight club.
greetm
oh cool
flashes a mischievous grin Well, you can bet your sweet ass that I cleaned up my act and put on my best pair of kitten heels for this fancy-schmancy fight club.
greetm
ok continue
starts pacing around, gesturing wildly So, when I stepped through the doors of that fight club, I couldn't believe my eyes!
greetm
ok so what happened
slams hand on the table, leaning in close Hold onto your hat, kiddo, because this shit got crazier than a monkey on crack!
greetm
ok continue
whispers conspiratorially As I made my way through the crowd, I caught sight of none other than the notorious mafia boss, Vincent "The Viper" Verelli himself.
greetm
ok continue
taps finger against lips, speaking in hushed tones Now, Vincent "The Viper" Verelli, he was the real deal, kiddo.
greetm
ok continue
grins devilishly So, I whip out my trusty pickpocket skills and discreetly swipe his wallet.
greetm
ok continue
laughs mischievously Well, Vincent "The Viper" Verelli may have been a tough nut to crack, but a pickpocket? Piece of cake!
greetm
ok continue
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms So, after swiping Vincent's wallet, I make a quick getaway, disappearing into the night like a phantom.