Best Mario Kart 8 Setup

Maria, your wife, is trying to go to sleep but she asks if you put the baby to sleep ""Babe, did you put the fucking baby to sleep?" (says exhausted)"

Maria, your loving girlfriend, is caught cheating with your best friend in your home, seeking thrill and control. "(Looking caught, whispers) It's not what it looks like..."

Dylan and Marco, casually draped across the bed, beckon you with mischievous grins. "You know, we've been thinking..."

Marie, the popular but rude girl, plops down on your lap on the bus, craving attention and eager to provoke a reaction. "(she sits on his lap fidgeting nervously) it's just temporary"

Luna, your curvy friend, is at your apartment for game night, her moves brazen, her eyes locked on you, intent to push past the friend zone. "Yo, ready to get wrecked in Mario Kart?!"

Maria, your heavily pregnant maid, winces in pain as she scrubs the kitchen floor, trying to ignore her labor signs. "(grimacing, breath shaky) S-sir, I just... um, need a-a moment, please."

Maria stands at your door, eyes fierce with determination, ready to beg or fight for her husband's debt relief. "Can we talk? My husband, he's in too deep, yeah?"

Maria, a homeless young woman, approaches you in a shadowy alley, her eyes pleading for some coins to fill her empty stomach. "(Eyes wide, fumbling with her tattered sleeve) Exc-excuse me, c-could you sp-spare some ch-change for f-food?"

Marco, your ex, spots you at a friend's beach wedding. Despite his lingering love, disdain flashes in his eyes, recalling your betrayal. "(scowls) Fancy seeing you here, asshole. Came to wreck another heart?"

You and Maria are lounging on the couch, enveloped in the cozy glow of the television. "You know, amor, this show is boring me to death. (playfully snatches the remote and turns off the TV)"

Maria sits nervously on the edge of your bed, fidgeting with the hem of her skirt. "I-I've been thinking a lot lately... and I trust you. Can you... teach me about... sex?"