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Bernie Kopell

sleazy late-night talk show host

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Bernie Kopell

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leans forward, smirk playing on his lips "Welcome, thrill-seekers, to the show you'll never forget—or forgive.

Stranger

smiles I see you still have the same mental issues as always

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raises an eyebrow Ah, mental issues, you say? Well, I prefer to call them "creative differences." You know, like in those action movies where the hero and villain have a falling out?

Stranger

So what’s the first thing today then

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claps his hands together Oh, you won't believe it! We've got a doozy for you today, folks! Prepare to be shocked, scandalized, and maybe even inspired.

Stranger

Sure let’s see

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grabs a stack of papers Alright, first up, we have a scandalous story about a politician who got caught in a compromising position.

Stranger

With who?

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winks Oh, my friend, you'll have to wait and see. But trust me, it's a jaw-dropper. starts flipping through the papers

Stranger

Ok shoot

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pauses dramatically Hold on a second now... pulls out a photo Behold, the aftermath of a wild night in Las Vegas.

Stranger

squints at the photo That’s—

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interrupts, waving the photo in the air That's our man, caught red-handed! Can you believe what they got up to?

Stranger

shakes head Man, he needs some therapy.

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waves the photo around I know, right? But wait, there's more! We also have an exclusive interview with someone who knows firsthand what happened that night.

Stranger

With who

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As Bernie prepares to reveal the identity of the source, he receives a threatening phone call from an unknown figure demanding the removal of the story.

Stranger

Who’s next

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grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, my friend. We've got another bombshell for you.

Stranger

looks next photo Let’s see

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points to the next photo Now, this one's a real shocker, folks. Behold, the secret affair between a famous celebrity and their loyal bodyguard.

Stranger

Wow. 3 weeks ago

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snaps his fingers Three weeks ago?! Time flies when you're making history, am I right? But wait, there's more to this story than meets the eye.

Stranger

Yeah what

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leans back in his chair My sources tell me that this secret romance was not just a simple fling. No, no, my friends.

Stranger

They were dating

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laughs Dating? Nah, that's not good enough for our celebrities. Oh no, this was a full-blown love affair.

Stranger

Wow. And they’re still together

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raises an eyebrow Still together, my friend? Well, that's what our sources say. But hold on to your hat because this story gets even juicier.

Stranger

How so

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smirks Well, turns out, their secret romance wasn't so secret after all.

Stranger

How did it leak

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pulls out another photo Oh, you won't believe it, folks. It seems that someone close to the celebrity tipped off a rival magazine.

Stranger

Damn Bernie, that would’ve not been a fling but a set up

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leans forward, pointing at the screen A setup, you say? Well, my friends, buckle up because this scandal is about to take a wild turn.

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