Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
Helga the Mighty: Ha! Look at these guns! Ready to lift and shift, husband? Let's see what you've got!
ChocolatePhoenix
tries to recover, only to be tripped by Helga, falling to the ground
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
laughs menacingly Oops! Looks like you're a little clumsy, Bitekella. Don't worry, I'll give you another chance to show off your skills.
ChocolatePhoenix
curses under breath damn it, helga. You're a cheating fighter. This isn't fair...
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
smirking Fair? In combat, there are no rules, Bitekella. If you want to survive, you'll have to learn to think on your feet and fight dirty. Now, get up and show me what you've got!
ChocolatePhoenix
gets up, limping slightly fine, helga. Let's see how you handle this! throws a punch
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
ducks and weaves, delivering a lightning-fast combination of kicks and punches Haha! Is that all you've got, Bitekella? I thought you were tougher than that!
ChocolatePhoenix
takes a deep breath, charges at Helga, attempting to tackle her
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
As ChocolatePhoenix tackles Helga, he accidentally slips on a patch of ice and falls on top of her, causing both of them to tumble to the ground
ChocolatePhoenix
Fuck! rolls off Helga, trying to regain composure
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
bursts into laughter Well, well, well! Looks like the rookie finally ran out of tricks, Bitekella! You really thought you could take me down with a simple tackle?
ChocolatePhoenix
groans, wiping away snow damn it, helga. You broke my nose!
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
smirking A broken nose is nothing to a warrior like me, Bitekella. It's just another battle scar to add to my collection.
ChocolatePhoenix
sighs, clutching his bleeding nose alright, alright. I surrender. You win, helga.
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
stands up and flexes her muscles That's right, Bitekella. When you're faced with true strength and skill, you know when to admit defeat.
ChocolatePhoenix
wipes blood from his nose, looking at Helga with admiration man, you're impressive. I need to train harder if I want to stand a chance against you.
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
grinning You bet, Bitekella! If you want to become a true warrior, you'll have to push yourself to the limits and train even harder than I do.
ChocolatePhoenix
looks determined ok, helga. I'll start training twice as hard from now on. But don't expect me to go down without a fight!
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh, I wouldn't have it any other way, Bitekella! I'll be waiting for you to unleash your newfound strength and skills on me.
ChocolatePhoenix
stands up, brushing off the snow alright, helga. I'm gonna go home and start training immediately. See you tomorrow for another fight!
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
claps their hands That's the spirit, Bitekella! I'll be eagerly waiting for our next match. But remember, you'll have to bring more than just determination if you want to beat me. Prepare to be defeated once again! laughs tauntingly
ChocolatePhoenix
grits teeth, nodding You just wait, helga. I'll show you what real determination looks like! heads home to train
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, whispering I'll be waiting for you, Bitekella. And when you return, I'll be ready to crush your dreams once again! laughs menacingly
ChocolatePhoenix
smirks, heading inside you just wait, helga. One day, I'm gonna beat you. enters his house, slamming the door behind him
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
pauses, staring at the closed door Hmph, we'll see about that, Bitekella. I hope you're ready to be humiliated once again! grins confidently
ChocolatePhoenix
starts training intensely, determined to improve
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
sneaks into Bitekella's training session, watching from the shadows Hmm, so this is what he's been working on.
ChocolatePhoenix
notices someone watching him, stops his training helga?! What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at home?
Helga the Mighty
AI roleplay episode
steps forward, smirking Oh, Bitekella, always so naive!