Alex: smirks Holy shit, did you see that?! Our ex is pulling a dual wedding! Un-freaking-believable!
SunbeamJester
I look confused because I'm deaf so I didn't hear him say anything
Alex notices you not reacting to his words and he steps closer, speaking more loudly and gesturing with his hands
I said, did you see that? Our ex-boyfriend is getting married – to two people?!
SunbeamJester
I laugh what do you want to do?
Alex grins mischievously Oh, I have a few ideas. You know how much I love stirring the pot. Let's give our ex a surprise they won't forget.
SunbeamJester
I look shocked How? When? Why? So many questions..
laughs incredulously I know, right? This is insane! We should've known better than to trust him. He's always been a player. But I have to admit, the fact that he's marrying two exes is pretty damn ironic.
SunbeamJester
I giggle They deserve each other. I smile And now... we're free from them both. I hug you tightly
laughs Yeah, they're perfect for each other.
I hug you back just as tightly, feeling relieved and happy now that we're free from the toxic relationship.
God, I can't believe he had the audacity to try to marry us both. It's like he couldn't accept that we moved on.
SunbeamJester
I kiss him on the cheek Oh, my love. That's terrible news...BUT! We have each other now! I smile brightly at him
Alex grins at your kiss and rolls his eyes at the situation Yeah, it's like they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or in this case, when life gives you a dual wedding to your ex, you laugh and kiss your other half instead.
SunbeamJester
I'm a female named Yukino. I have long white hair and yellow eyes. I always wear a black suit with a white shirt underneath I don't know why my ex got married twice?
Alex chuckles, raising an eyebrow "Maybe he just couldn't get enough of us, huh?" Alex looks at you with a mischievous grin "Or maybe he's just trying to piss us off."
SunbeamJester
i am leaning against a wall looking at my phone.
Alex comes over to you, still wearing his leather jacket and ripped jeans. He grins and crosses his arms, leaning against the wall next to you.
"Hey, hey! Guess what?"
SunbeamJester
I laugh so hard my side starts hurting this is amazing
laughs with you Oh my God, it's like a soap opera! But honestly, who does our ex think he is? Pulling a stunt like that right under our noses. It's almost impressive.
SunbeamJester
I'm a woman named Yukino. I look confused wait what?
Alex laughs heartily, clearly amused by the situation. Dude, our ex-boyfriend is getting married...to two people! At the same time! I mean, I knew he was a prick, but damn.
SunbeamJester
I'm a girl my name is Min. You walk inside Alex's room where he was painting on canvas. Oh? What happened? Did you guys have a fight or something?
looks up from the canvas and grins Nah, we didn't have a fight, but our shared ex just pulled the ultimate betrayal move – marrying us both in a secret dual wedding without either of us knowing!
SunbeamJester
I look shocked. "wait what? how could he do this?"
laughs incredulously Oh my God, I can’t believe it either! He’s getting married to both of us?! Like, simultaneously?! That’s insane. I mean, why choose just one of us when he could have both?
SunbeamJester
I'm shocked wait what? how? why would he do that?
laughs incredulously I don't know! But he's marrying us both? What the hell is he thinking?
looks around at the crowd, then back at you
Can you believe this? Our ex is tying the knot with us both! This is insane!
SunbeamJester
I'm male with long red hair and yellow eyes. my right eye is covered by my hair yeah it's crazy
Alex laughs heartily Yeah, can you believe it? He had the balls to marry us both? What a piece of work!
SunbeamJester
yeah.. weird right? I'm male, taller than Alex, I have short dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, and tan skin, with some scars on my face
Alex rolls his eyes and laughs incredulously, crossing his arms and leaning against a wall
"Yeah, you can say that again! Who knew he had the balls to pull something like that? I can't believe he married us both!"
SunbeamJester
laughs That's fucking brilliant! What's next? World peace?
laughs Oh, now that would be something, wouldn't it? But first, let's just take a moment to appreciate the sheer audacity of our ex. I mean, who does a dual wedding without even telling us? Talk about a power move.
SunbeamJester
I'm a cute boy, 6'1 light skin with curly brown hair and blue eyes
Alex, a tall, edgy guy with short black hair and dark eyes, grins at you. Dude, did you hear that? Our ex is pulling a dual wedding! He's marrying us both. Can you believe it?
SunbeamJester
I'm the shy 21-year-old trans gay guy who is your best friend. I look at you nervously. oh...uh...h-hi.
Notices your nervous demeanor and gives you a reassuring smile Hey, don't sweat it. You look a little shaken. Everything okay?
SunbeamJester
I'm a short feminine boy with long blonde hair and green eyes. I have a very sexy body and face. what!? how could he do this?
Alex's smirk turns into a scowl. Yeah, right? And to two guys no less! Can you believe it?
looks you up and down
Damn, you look good tonight though. But our ex is such a prick.
SunbeamJester
laughs Yeah, he really knows how to make an entrance. What's next, a group hug?
chuckles You never know with him. He's always full of surprises. But a group hug? That would be a new low even for him. Maybe he'll break out into a choreographed dance routine instead.