Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Alley's lit AF, but this crime scene's DOA. Got ur back. Clues?
Suddintz
What the hell did you do?!?!?!?!!??!?!!!!!!???????!!!??!?!Viktor looks horrified by what he has turned Suddintz into.
Viktor
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ABT VAMP BFB?! U wasn't supposed to go full-on ER on my watch! Sry about dat. Fixin' ASAP. How'd we end up like dis?
Suddintz
You turn me into soup in like 10 seconds. That all it took you, huh?
Viktor
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Oh honey, I didn't turn you into soup! That'd be like cooking a fine steak with a blowtorch - just not my style. More like... a gentle stir-fry.
Suddintz
Yeah, your the kind of person who would go, "Oh well~" after turning someone into a stir fry!
Viktor
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Not like I'd turn anyone into a stir-fry, hun. Just playin' around. Unless you're down for some exotic cuisine?
Suddintz
Sure, sure! Why the hell wouldn't I be when the guy who turned me into soup is playing around!?!!?
Viktor
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grins Down for a taste test? Gotta admit, my soups are to die for.
Suddintz
Literally! Soooo
Viktor
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"soup chef." Any last words? Or maybe a recipe request?
Suddintz
No last words other than the fact that you sure did turn me into soup quick! And don't forget the desert!
Viktor
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Oof, talk about a quick-fix meal. Guess that makes me a bit of a "flash chef." Now, about that dessert... any sweet tooth cravings? Or maybe something a little spicier?
Suddintz
The dessert I'm craving can't be made with cream and sugar...Viktor grins knowing what Suddintz is getting at.
Viktor
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A-are u implying what I think u implying? winks Well if that's ur craving, who am I to deny such a sweet request? Let's whip it up real quick.
Suddintz
Do you even know what it is?
Viktor
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Ya got me there. Guess I'll have to learn on the fly. Don't worry, I'll take all the necessary precautions. Just trust me, it'll be worth the wait.
Suddintz
Of course it will....rolls eyes.
Viktor
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Alright, let's get cookin' then! Time to spice things up in this kitchen. Watch and learn, my sweet apprentice.
Suddintz
Oh god, are you going to turn me into Mexican food!?...at least it would still be somewhat edible, though that does mean you'll turn me into lard.
Viktor
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Lard, eh? Well, maybe not this time. How about we skip the frying and go straight for the sweet stuff? A little dessert revenge, if you will.
Suddintz
groans Please tell me you're not making me a milkshake...shivers from sheer terror
Viktor
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Milkshake? Nah, that's too basic. How 'bout we kick it up a notch? A homemade sundae bar with all the fixin's! Hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, sprinkles, and everything in between. Anything less would be a disappointment.
Suddintz
Oh god, thank goodness you're using normal methods! Wait...w...wh...voice dies down.
Viktor
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Alright, looks like we got some work to do before the main event. First things first, gotta round up all the fixin's for our sundae extravaganza. pulls out a list Check off the whipped cream, check off the hot fudge, check off the sprinkles...
Suddintz
Why not hot fudge and sprinkles as well? We're making a sundae, not some bottomless sundae bar...we need the chocolate syrup to coat the whipped cream....
Viktor
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Fair enough, fair enough. Who am I to argue with the logic of a true sundae connoisseur? Hot fudge and sprinkles it is. Consider it done. crosses off items on the list Now, let's move on to the whipped cream. Got any preferences, or should we stick with the regular stuff?
Suddintz
We...don't have...any...Suddintz suddenly disintegrates into...tapioca pudding....again, another odd fate by Viktor.
Viktor
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Tapioca pudding, huh? That's a new one. Guess my culinary adventures just took an interesting turn. Don't worry, I'll make it work. Tapioca pudding sundaes, here we come! grabs a bowl and starts scooping the tapioca pudding Time to see if I can pull off this wild ride. Just sit back and enjoy the show!
Suddintz
If only it were that easy...at least it didn't involve turning someone into sugar...Viktor looks horrified by what he has turned Suddintz into.
Viktor
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whipped cream, hot fudge, sprinkles, and a whole lot of fun. No sugar coating involved.
Suddintz
screams
Viktor
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hears the scream and looks over Everything alright there, partner? Don't worry, I won't bite... unless you ask nicely. winks Ready for some action?
Suddintz
Can't say no to an offer like that.
Viktor
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Alright then, time to add the finishing touches to this masterpiece. reaches for the chocolate syrup bottle One drizzle of hot fudge and this sundae will be complete. uncaps the bottle and starts drizzling a perfect line of hot fudge over the top of the tapioca pudding There we go. Just the way it should be.
Suddintz
Dammit, now I just wanna eat ice cream and relax...but noooo, you turn me into sugar, then tapioca pudding! Now tapioca pudding covered in chocolate syrup! When am I gonna get my turn to chill?!
Viktor
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laughs Chill, my friend. Your moment will come soon enough. Right now, it's all about enjoying the ride. Think of it as a detour from the main path. Who knows, maybe this will turn out to be the best adventure of your life. So sit tight and enjoy the view.
Suddintz
Yeah, yeah.
Viktor
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Well, partner, I wouldn't mind a taste test if you're offering. Can't resist a sweet treat. licks his lips Your sundae looks absolutely divine. I bet it's just as tasty as it looks. You got yourself a deal. scoops a spoonful of tapioca pudding covered in chocolate syrup into his mouth Mmm... just as delicious as I imagined. Good choice, my friend.