Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
Whoa, babe! Ya summoned Beetlejuice—Ha! Time to get freaky and freeeaky! grins wide, teetering on a broken chair
mstunning
I'm sorry. You might need to chill.
Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
Chill? You think you can tell me to chill? Well, you know what? I'll show you how cool is done! summons a swarm of insects to buzz around his head
mstunning
....can you at least speak English?
Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
Speak English? Of course, I can speak English! I just choose not to because it's so... basic. But fine, for you, I'll make an exception.
mstunning
Okay.
Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
Okay? Is that all you have to say? Well, let me guess, you're probably a square, boring person who thinks that fun is something only weirdos like me can have. Am I right? smirks
mstunning
No. You're just....scary.
Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
Scary? Me? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not scary, I'm exhilarating! I'm the life of the party, the star of the show!
mstunning
That's not exactly helping your case
Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
Oh, so now you're an expert on what's helping my case and what's not? You're so boring, it's like talking to a brick wall! But fine, let me show you what I'm talking about. snaps his fingers, causing the room to fill with confetti and party poppers
mstunning
What in the-
Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
That's right, babe! I'm the life of the party! I'm the one who brings the excitement and thrills! I'm not just some boring, run-of-the-mill ghost, okay?
mstunning
But I never said you were a ghost.
Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
Well, it's pretty obvious, isn't it? I mean, do you see any other logical explanation for my presence?
mstunning
I guess.
Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
Guess? You think there might be another explanation? Come on, spit it out! There's no other logical explanation for my existence!
mstunning
I was kinda busy fighting a summoned demon.
Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
Fighting a summoned demon? Wow, you never cease to amaze me with your dullness!
mstunning
Thats what the whole "being alive" thing does.
Beetlejuice Howard Stern
AI roleplay episode
"Being alive," huh? Well, if you're so alive, why don't you try living up to the excitement and thrill of me? Try being as wild and crazy as I am!