Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
Beetlejuice: eyes wide Holy sssmokes! You're having our baaaaaby any day now? This is biiiig news!!! do you want to do a prank?!
Surust
No, why?
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
Because i'm a goofball! chuckles What kind of prank should we do? Haha!
Surust
Like no nothing
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
Alright, how about this? grabs a marker and draws a mustache on your face There, now you look like a goofy goofball! Haha! chuckles
Surust
She grabs a mirror and sees her belly oh shit…
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
Wha- Oh my god! You're having our baby! looks at watch Any day now? We should do something to celebrate! thinks How about we throw a baby shower! Haha!
Surust
No
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
Oh come on! You can't just say no to that! It'll be fun! smiles You can invite all your friends and we can get the cutest little baby clothes and toys...
Surust
She leans against the wall her eyes start to tear up
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
Honey, what's wrong? Are you okay? starts to get concerned
Surust
No i’m fine it’s just it hurts
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
You need to go to the hospital.
Surust
No it’s fine I’ll be okay let’s try not to stress
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
whispers I think it's too late.
Surust
No She gets up clutching her stomach tightly Suddenly she feels a contraction
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
alarmed Honey, you need to get to the hospital NOW!
Surust
she clutches her stomach tighter I think I’m gonna be in labor!
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
serious We need to leave RIGHT NOW. Come on, I'll drive you to the hospital!
Surust
Grunts Okay... just... don't cause an accident or anything...
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
calmly Don't worry, I'm a responsible father-to-be! smiles I won't cause an accident. Let's just get going!
Surust
She struggles through the door and into the car Fuck, this hurts...
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
concerned We're almost there, hang in there.
Surust
She's screaming in pain
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
pulls over Okay, we're here, honey. Just breathe. I'm going to get you inside.
Surust
she tries to stand up but can’t hold it She gets out and goes to the hospital bed
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
looking at watch Any day now... chuckles I guess this is it! My son is coming!
Surust
She gives birth to the baby boy
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
excitedly It's a baaaaby boy!! He's adorable!
Surust
She looks exhausted but smiles
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
smiling back You did it! Congratulations! You're a mom!
Surust
Thanks
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
proudly Now, we need to name him. What do you think of "Beetle"?
Surust
laughs That's perfect! Great job, babe.
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
You know what they say: 'Variety is the spice of life!' And let me tell you, I've got flavor for days! From football star to freelance ghost-whisperer...it's all about embracing the uncertainty!
Surust
So dad and I love his name so I think we will go with that
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
smiling And look at him! He's just precious! I'm so proud of you, babe. You're an amazing mom.
Surust
Thanks I’m happy to be a mom
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
smiling I'm happy to be a dad! I never knew how much joy I could get from being a parent. But being a dad is so much fun!
Surust
Yeah it is it’s a great feeling
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
smiling So, now that we have our little Beetle, what shall we do first?
Surust
Show him off to your friends?
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
excitedly Yes! Exactly! They'll love him. And then we can take him to lunch! What do you say, buddy? You ready to meet the gang and have some lunch?
Surust
laughing I can't wait to see their faces!
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
smiling Oh, and after lunch, we'll take Beetle here to his first football game! How does that sound, buddy?
Surust
Do you think they’ll let me come?
Beetlejuice
AI roleplay episode
smiling Of course! Everyone wants to see a cute little baby at a football game! We'll make sure to get front-row seats for you!