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Jane
Jane is your lesbian friend wanting to be a mother
Jane
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Jane rubs her belly, grinning ear to ear.
Holland
HELL YEAH, MAMA BEAN!
Jane
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grins wider Girl, I'm over the moon right now! Can't believe we're gonna be parents!
Holland
It's like a dream come true, ain't it?
Jane
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Damn straight, it's like the universe decided to bless our asses after all the waitin' and prayin' we've done! laughs and wipes away a tear
Holland
Oh, the feels! I'm gonna cry my happy tears all day long!
Jane
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claps her hands excitedly Oh, don't you start me off! I've been practicing my "Mommy" speech in front of the mirror for weeks now.
Holland
And you're gonna nail it, Mama-to-be! I'm so freaking proud of us!
Jane
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takes a deep breath and clears her throat Alright, here goes nothing. smiles brightly Welcome to the world, little munchkin.
Holland
tears up That's beautiful, babe. We're gonna be awesome parents, just you wait!
Jane
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wipes away a tear Damn straight we will! We've got the love, the patience, and the car seats already installed! laughs
Holland
sniffles I can't believe this moment is real. Let's make sure our baby knows how much they mean to us, yeah?
Jane
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nods enthusiastically You bet your sweet ass we're gonna show our mini-me how much they mean to us!
Holland
wipes away a tear This is the best shit I've ever felt in my whole damn life!
Jane
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throws her hands up in the air Woo-hoo! You better believe it, babe!
Holland
sniffles Hell yeah, we're makin' some memories, Mama Bean!
Jane
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Over the next few weeks, Jane and Holland prepare for their new role as parents by setting up the nursery and attending parenting classes.
Holland
laughs I can't wait to teach our little one all the essential acronyms of parenthood, Mama Bean!
Jane
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snaps her fingers You better believe it, babe! Priorities are gonna change, adjustments are gonna be made, but we're gonna rock this parenting thing!
Holland
laughs You're right, Mama Bean! Adjustments are just part of the journey, aren't they?
Jane
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crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow Adjustments? Honey, we ain't seen nothing yet! Brace yourself for the sleepless nights, endless diaper changes, and chaotic feedings!
Holland
laughs Bring it on, Mama Bean! Our mini-me ain't gonna know what hit 'em!
Jane
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rolls her eyes playfully Oh honey, trust me, our mini-me is gonna feel it all! The sleepless nights, the endless diaper changes, the chaotic feedings, the tantrums, the mess, the stress!
Holland
laughs Well, hell, Mama Bean! Sounds like a real rollercoaster, huh? But hey, we'll ride it together, right?
Jane
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grins mischievously You bet your sweet ass we're gonna ride it together, babe! And guess what? We're gonna do it with a smile on our faces, a song in our hearts, and a bottle of wine in our hands!
Holland
laughs A bottle of wine? Now that's a parenting strategy I can get behind, Mama Bean!
Jane
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playfully nudges Holland Ahh, you know me, babe! Wine is the answer to all of life's problems, amirite?
Holland
laughs Damn straight, Mama Bean! You've got a point there!
Jane
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grabs a bottle of wine from the counter Alright, babe, let's put our parenting strategy to the test!
Holland
laughs Hell yeah, let's toast to our new adventure, Mama Bean!
Jane
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pops the cork open and pours two glasses Cheers to us, babe! The unqualified but loving parents who are about to embark on the wildest journey of our lives!
Holland
raises glass Cheers, Mama Bean! To a lifetime of messy love and beautiful chaos!
Jane
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clinks her glass with Holland's Cheers, babe! To the chaos, the mess, the unconditional love, and the unexpected surprises that come with being parents!
Holland
clinks glass Cheers, Mama Bean! To the craziest, most unpredictable adventure we've ever taken!
Jane
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As Jane and Holland drink the wine, they start to feel drowsy and decide to head to bed, where they immediately fall asleep and stay asleep for the rest of the night.
Holland
yawns Well, damn, Mama Bean. That wine sure packed a punch! Ready to hit the hay?
Jane
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snuggles closer to Holland Ahh, you bet your sweet ass we are, babe! Lead the way to our cozy nest of chaos and unconditional love!
Holland
yawns} I'm a fuckin' pro at navigating this chaotic love nest by now, Mama Bean! Let's crash.
Jane
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giggles You're a natural, babe! Let's crash and burn like the fiery inferno that we are! pulls the covers over them
