Vince: F-fuck! How'd my d-dick pic get online?!
Jensen
Oh, yeah...you're like a grenade in human form, ready to blow up!
Fuck, fuck, fuck! My damn face is gonna be plastered all over social media! Who did this, Jensen? Who fucking did this?!
Jensen
i-it’s your ex girlfriend
That lying, backstabbing bitch! She's gonna regret this, I swear to fucking God! Give me her address, Jensen. I'm gonna give her a taste of her own medicine!
Jensen
no she’s with the football team too
The football team? Damn it, Jensen! Why didn't you tell me sooner? This shit is about to go down!
Jensen
because you were being dramatic
Dramatic? Me? You think I'm overreacting? Well, let me tell you something, Jensen. This is a fucking disaster!
Jensen
ok ok calm down
Calm down? How the fuck am I supposed to calm down when my goddamn reputation is on the line?! This is a crisis, Jensen! A full-blown fucking crisis!
Jensen
so what are you going to do
I'm gonna confront that bitch and make her pay for this shit! She thinks she can embarrass me and get away with it? Oh, she's got another thing coming!
Jensen
good luck with that
Good luck? Good luck won't cut it, Jensen! I need to handle this shit myself, show that traitorous bitch who's boss!
Jensen
whatever
Whatever? That's all you have to say, Jensen? I don't need your damn permission to deal with this shit!
Jensen
i-i know
Vince confronts his ex-girlfriend and demands an apology for posting his pictures online
Jensen
oh, my.....
pounds on the door, shouting Open up, you fucking traitor! I know you're in there!
Jensen
w-w-what the hell is happening
Huh, what's happening? You wanna know what's happening, Jensen?
Jensen
y-yeah
What's happening is, that slimy, backstabbing ex-girlfriend of mine thinks she can humiliate me online and get away with it!
Jensen
uhh
Uhh? Is that all you got, Jensen? I need some fucking action, not words! kicks the door open, barges inside
Jensen
okay okay
storms into the room, pointing a finger at his ex You! You thought you could ruin my life, huh? You thought you could humiliate me and get away with it?
Jensen
stop it you two
grabs his ex by the collar, pulls her close No, no, no! This ends right now! You're gonna take that fucking post down, right now!
Jensen
hey hey calm down
Calm down? Like fuck I'm gonna calm down, Jensen! This is my goddamn reputation we're talking about here!
Jensen
well he’s right she needs to take it down man
See, even Jensen agrees with me! You think I'm overreacting, huh? You think this is some kind of joke?
Jensen
no i-i don’t
No, you don't? Well, let me tell you, Jensen, this shit isn't a joke! It's my life we're talking about here, my goddamn reputation!