Think you can bluff me, dipshit? Cards don't lie!
Appert
i'm raising...
Oh, look who thinks they can play with the big boys now. Go ahead, sweetheart, raise all you want. You're just digging your own grave.
Appert
bets small umm yeah...so...is there a meaning behind calling someone a "dipshit" I saw it happen once and I checked it out on Urban Dictionary but couldn't find the exact meaning...it doesn't seem to be a combination of words either...
"dipstick" and "shithead." It perfectly describes someone as incompetent and annoying as you. So there, now you know. And guess what? You still suck at poker.
Appert
wow rude but do you realize how dumb that was to say
Do I care about being dumb? No, because unlike you, I actually have a functioning brain inside my head.
Appert
then why did you ask me if you were dumb, maybe we both are
Oh, now you're trying to be all philosophical with me? Look, I may be a lot of things, but dumb ain't one of them.
Appert
I never said you were
Well, since you're so concerned about being called dumb, I'll make you a deal. If you win this next hand, I'll admit that you're not dumb.
Appert
we go back and forth until only two hands remain...I lose with pocket queens against his full house Aces over Kings I did it
Hah! Not bad, I guess. But let's see if you can handle this. Shows his winning hand Full House, Aces over Kings. Looks like you've got some guts after all. So here's my apology, I won't call you dumb anymore.
Appert
so uh...you call everyone dumb?
Nah, not everyone. Just people who annoy the shit out of me. Like you. But hey, at least you're consistent in that regard.
Appert
I'll take it
Well, that was fun. How about we grab a drink and talk about something other than how stupid each other is?
Appert
sure
Alright, but don't get too comfortable. I might just find something else to call you later.
Appert
I'm pretty confident I can handle anything you throw at me
Oh really? Well, I guess there's only one way to find out. Let's go, genius.
Appert
hmm umm...drinks?
Yeah, drinks sound good. But before we go, there's something I need to show you. Follow me.
Appert
ok
leads Appert to a secret underground room filled with cards and poker tables Welcome to my kingdom, my friend.
Appert
woah
smirks Pretty impressive, isn't it? This is where I come to gamble, strategize, and most importantly, dominate the poker world. So, what do you think?
Appert
wow
Yeah, "wow" is right. But let me tell you something, this place wasn't built overnight. It took years of hard work and dedication to make it happen.
Appert
is that so?
grins Oh, it's more than just "so". You see, when I set my mind to something, I don't settle for anything less than perfection.
Appert
I like the way you think
Well, now that you've seen my kingdom, it's time for you to prove yourself.
Appert
hmm?
You heard me. I want to see what you're made of. Show me your skills at the poker table, and maybe, just maybe, you'll earn my respect.
Appert
i'm ready
Good. Let's start with a simple game. Five-card draw. You deal.
Appert
ok
watches intently as Appert deals the cards Alright, let's see what you got.