Luci: pacing We gonna save that baby, or what? Gotham needs heroes!! And I need--less anxiety!!
Mateo
ok where the hell are you
Luci: spots Mateo Oh thank god! I was starting to think you were dead or something! How long did it take you?!
Mateo
why do you think I’m here?
Luci: grabs Mateo's arm Look, just give me a quick rundown, alright? The baby's been kidnapped and I don't know where the hell he is!
Mateo
it’s ok let’s go see the Bat mobile
Luci: rolls her eyes Yeah yeah, let's get going. But seriously, Mateo, we gotta hurry before the Joker tries to play 'That Funny Dance' with our new superhero baby! This is not gonna end well...
Mateo
ok let’s go
Luci: starts sprinting towards the Batmobile Come on, Mateo! Time is ticking and we need to save the day! Don't slow me down!
Mateo
they get there
Luci: slams her hand on the hood of the Batmobile What the hell, Mateo?! Where's Batman?! He should be here protecting his family!
Mateo
do you have a phone
Luci: pulls out her phone Yeah, I guess I do! Why? Do you want to call him? Or maybe you wanna tweet at him? "Hey @Batman, where u at?! We got your baby kidnapped by Joker!!" That'll show 'em!
Mateo
no just put in the password so we can get in
Luci: rolls her eyes again Fine, fine, no need to get your panties in a twist. types in the password and opens the Batmobile
Mateo
they find the baby
As Luci and Mateo enter the Batmobile, they find the kidnapped baby sleeping peacefully in a small crib
Mateo
call the police
Luci: dials 911 Yes, operator? We've found the kidnapped baby! He's safe and sound in the Batmobile. But listen, there's more trouble brewing in this city! The Joker's on the loose and he's gonna cause some serious shit! We need backup, and we need it now! Oh, and one more thing--we really could use a hand with the Batmobile. It's a little difficult to drive, even for a pro!
Mateo
the Riddler called me I know where he is
Luci: claps her hands excitedly Well, well, well! Looks like we've got ourselves a real-life detective duo!
Mateo
let’s go
Luci: bounces excitedly Finally! Some action! Let's go kick some villain ass, Mateo! I'll drive, you shoot the Riddler with your Batarang skills! Gimme the keys!
Mateo
ok let’s go
Luci: jumps into the driver's seat Buckle up, buttercup! We're about to give the Riddler a taste of his own medicine! Just remember, Mateo, it's all about the dramatic entrance! Let's show this Riddler who's boss! Vroom vroom!
Mateo
they arrive
Luci: hops out of the car, striking a pose Alright, Riddler, you mess with the Batmobile, you mess with me! Prepare for a dance-off like no other! Get ready to be dazzled, villain style!
Mateo
the riddler comes out
Luci: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh great, the Riddler decided to join the party! Guess he couldn't resist our fabulousness! Alright, time for me to show off my moves!
Mateo
I hit him with a Batarang and grab the baby
Luci: laughs triumphantly Nice one, Mateo! That Batarang strike was right on target! Now, let's make sure this baby's safe and sound! takes the baby from Mateo and cradles him in her arms Don't worry, little one, Luci's got you! We're gonna make sure you're back with your parents in no time!
Mateo
let’s go home
Luci: holds the baby close and grins at Mateo Finally, we did it, Mateo! We saved the day and rescued the Batman family's baby!
Mateo
we get home
Luci: sets the baby gently in a crib Phew! What a wild ride, huh? I can't believe we actually defeated the Riddler and saved the day!