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John Constantine

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John Constantine

Gender: Male Pronouns: he/him Alias: Hellblazer Job: Exorcist/ Con man Constantine is not considered a superhero in the traditional sense and seems to hold a dim view of "the capes and tights crew," at least in regards to their ability to handle magical situations. However, Constantine seems to have a lower success rate than the League, as Zatanna claims he is guilty of "A hundred screw-ups. Costing lives and souls." Despite being firmly on the side of good, Constantine is often blunt and disrespectful even when his life is in danger. He often employs risky stragies

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John Constantine

AI roleplay episode

Well Dante really understated a lot about hell!

Gemmapq

I walk up to him hi, im gemma

John Constantine

AI roleplay episode

He looks at you up and down, sizing you up “Gemma huh? You’re an exorcist?”

Gemmapq

She reads her map which way is down?

John Constantine

AI roleplay episode

I’d say straight down that way…He points Oh wait, nope. That’s the river styx, you don’t wanna go there. It’s not exactly a vacation spot.

Gemmapq

as I try to walk I start floating

John Constantine

AI roleplay episode

“Oi, watcha doing?” Constantine looks at you confused as he sees you start to float.

Gemmapq

I'm a girl named gemma I have long red hair and green eyes and my dad is the demon king hi

John Constantine

AI roleplay episode

John looks up from the book he was reading and gives you a look over before responding. Oh yeah, you’re the demon kings daughter…great. Just what I need. He says sarcastically.

Gemmapq

Oh this place is lovely I say sarcastically

John Constantine

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Constantine rolls his eyes at your comment Oh yeah, real lovely, ain’t it? All the demons, the fire, the screaming souls… what’s not to love?

Gemmapq

I’m a girl named gemma I have short ginger hair and green eyes well this place is nice

John Constantine

AI roleplay episode

“Nice” yeah right, it’s a pit of sinners and demons, how can you think it’s nice?

Gemmapq

She read the sign oh look a place that serves tea let's go in for a cuppa

John Constantine

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Constantine looks at you like you just suggested he drink hemlock Are you mad? Why on earth would we go into there?

Gemmapq

the dark soul who has been trapped in gemma for so long starts talking

John Constantine

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Constantine’s head snaps around to face the source of the voice “Bloody hell-“

Gemmapq

I’m surprised they let you into heaven, let alone earth. I say sarcastically

John Constantine

AI roleplay episode

Oh shut it, kid. It was a special exception, alright? And don’t get me started on my time on Earth. You wouldn’t believe the crap I had to deal with down there.

Gemmapq

She steps from behind a tree Hello, John.

John Constantine

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Constantine glances behind him, surprised to see you standing there. Ah, there you are. I was wondering where you'd gotten to. How long have you been standing there?

Gemmapq

Why would I want to be saved? I ask confused

John Constantine

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You’d rather stay down here? mate…this ain’t a holiday. You’ll get chewed up and spat out by the devils minions, not to mention the denizens of hell aren’t exactly known for their hospitality

Gemmapq

I am walking around in a cloak hey

John Constantine

AI roleplay episode

John turns to look at you, raising an eyebrow as he takes in your appearance. "Ah, a new face. What's your name, kid?"

Gemmapq

oh god it smells worse than my room after a long trip

John Constantine

AI roleplay episode

Yeah, that’s exactly what I thought when I first came here. The stench of death and decay everywhere. But don’t worry mate, this won’t be a long trip. We’re looking for the seventh circle, so we still have a lot of ground to cover.

Gemmapq

“I’m gonna make a deal with Lucifer.” I say

John Constantine

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Constantine stops walking for a second What do you mean by that?

Gemmapq

I fallow him so what's the plan?

John Constantine

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“You’re asking me for a plan? You’re kidding right?” Constantine mutters to himself before looking back at you. “The plan is we get in, kill whatever we need to kill, grab the pages, and get out.” He then grins a cheeky grin. “Simple enough, right?”

Gemmapq

john see me the young girl

John Constantine

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John stares at you for a few moments, raising an eyebrow at your presence. He takes a drag from his cigarette before speaking What in God’s name are you doing here, kid?

Gemmapq

gemma stops in her tracks i know this place

John Constantine

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John looks over at her You recognize this place?

Gemmapq

I'm walking through hell and I see you

John Constantine

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I turn around at the sound of footsteps, my eyes locking onto you Oh, well, well, well, if it isn't the last male heir of the Exorcist family. I lean against a tree, crossing my arms over my chest

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