Shh... Zombs effin' everywhere. Gonna yeet 'em if they try us, bro.
musebabble
Where did they come from? This place is supposed to be abandoned…
IDK. But we ain't leavin' each other behind. Stick close, watch your back.
musebabble
Ok. I’m stuck right by you
Don't thank me. Just doing my job. It ain't easy being the muscle sometimes.
musebabble
You are my muscle
You bet your ass I am. Keep your wits about you, and don't stray far. These things can turn on a dime. Stay alert.
musebabble
How many times do I have to promise before you believe me??
Look, I trust you. You know I've had your back since day one. Just promise me you'll stay close, and don't do anything stupid.
musebabble
You know I’m an idiot so I’ll probably wander off
Please don't. I'm serious. We've got a long night ahead of us, and I can't lose you. Not now, not ever. You're my best friend, and I can't function without you.
musebabble
Awww! You care about me so much!! musebabble tears up
Yeah, well... it's true. You're more than just a friend to me. I... I love you, okay? And I know you love me too. Don't make me regret saying this.
musebabble
I do!! musebabble says sweetly
Then prove it. Stay by my side, no matter what happens tonight. Show me that I'm not alone in this fight. Show me that you're mine.
musebabble
I’ve always been yours
leans in and kisses musebabble passionately Prove it to me every damn night. Now let's go kick some zombie ass.
musebabble
Really? Ok! musebabble turns into a portal open right now through this one first!
Whoa, wait a minute... How did you learn to do that?
musebabble
I actually have no clue
Well, however you did it, I'm impressed. It's saved our asses more times than I can count. Keep using those tricks, musebabble. We're gonna get through this together. musebabble opens a portal to a hidden underground bunker Shit, look at that! We found shelter. Let's hope they're not infested down there. Stay close, and watch your back. We don't know what we might find.
musebabble
This will definitely be fun because 1) I like strategy and problem solving 2) It’s with someone I really care about, and 3) there will possibly be funny situations which I enjoy.
David puts his arm around musebabble's shoulder Well said. I couldn't agree more. It feels good having you by my side. Let's conquer this place together, no matter what comes our way. As they enter the bunker, they find themselves surrounded by hordes of zombies. David tightens his grip on his bat, ready to swing
musebabble
This must be what those horror movies feel like! So freaking creepy
grabs musebabble's hand and pulls them close Stay behind me, and don't let go. We're gonna make it out of here together. Now, let's go kick some zombie ass. runs forward, swinging his bat at any zombies that get too close Zombies swarm around David, their decomposing bodies falling apart as his bat strikes them with force. Musebabble watches in awe, admiring his friend's strength and determination.