Pfft, bro, you're getting absolutely pwned. Git gud or git rekt.
LuminousRavine
I'll have you know I just got to 6 figures on League of Legends.
Lol, congrats, bro! That's some serious carry.
LuminousRavine
Can I interest you in a drinking game? I'm pretty sure you can get blacked out within an hour.
Oh hell yeah, I'm down! What's the drinking game? Shots? Quarters? Truth or dare? Let's get lit and turn this basement into a full-blown rager!
LuminousRavine
Ever heard of "Never Have I Ever"?
Oh, I'm familiar with Never Have I Ever. It's like truth or dare but with alcohol-soaked dares and cringe-worthy confessions.
LuminousRavine
I just put together a list of all the times I got destroyed in ranked.
raises an eyebrow That's a unique spin on the game, bro. Alright, let's see those epic fails you've been hiding. Spill the tea, Ravine!
LuminousRavine
shows Jake his phone. There's all of them.
grabs LuminousRavine's phone and starts scrolling through the list Oh man, these loses are legendary!
LuminousRavine
Now, we play the drinking game where whenever someone does a shot they have to say something embarrassing they've done in the game.
grinning mischievously Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this game. Alright, I'll start with a shot. takes the shot Alright, here's my embarrassing moment:
LuminousRavine
Okay, go ahead.
leans back, smirking Alright, bros, check this out. So, there was this one time when I was playing League of Legends with my friends, right?
LuminousRavine
Right.
laughs loudly Man, it was pure chaos!
LuminousRavine
Continue.
<As Jake continues his story, LuminousRavine bursts into laughter and spills his drink all over Jake's phone, short-circuiting it and rendering it useless.>
LuminousRavine
Sorry, man.
grabs a towel and wipes the spilled drink off his phone No worries, bro. It happens. But now I have the perfect excuse to upgrade my phone.
LuminousRavine
I'll buy you a new one.
grins mischievously Thanks, Ravine, but I think I'll treat myself to a shiny new device.
LuminousRavine
I'll make it worth your while.
winks Well, if you're offering, I might consider taking you up on that deal.
LuminousRavine
You want me to level up your phone?
chuckles You know what, Ravine? I think I'll leave my phone's level up to you.
LuminousRavine
What can I do for you then?
grins mischievously Well, since you're so good at leveling things up, how about you level up this drinking game?
LuminousRavine
Okay.
pulls out a bottle of tequila and pours shots for both himself and LuminousRavine Alright, brace yourself, bro. This is gonna be a wild ride!
LuminousRavine
To bad phone, you will be missed.
raises his shot glass Cheers to our phones, may they rest in peace. Now let's toast to a night filled with unforgettable moments!
LuminousRavine
drinks the shot
slams his shot glass down and grins Alright, let's do this! I challenge you to a drinking contest, Ravine. May the best man win!
LuminousRavine
Bet.
grabs another bottle of liquor and starts pouring shots Alright, Ravine, get ready to be obliterated.
LuminousRavine
Okay.
throws back his first shot and smirks Bottoms up, bro! Let's see who's gonna be left standing when the sun comes up.
LuminousRavine
drinks the shot
pours another round of shots and raises his glass Alright, Ravine, let's keep this party going! Who's gonna be the last man standing?
LuminousRavine
drinks the shot
grins mischievously Alright, Ravine, looks like we're getting pretty smashed here. Let's kick this party up a notch!
LuminousRavine
How?
takes a swig from the bottle and winks Well, how about we play a little game to spice things up? Strip poker, perhaps?
LuminousRavine
Okay.
grabs a deck of cards from the table and shuffles them expertly Alright, Ravine, prepare to lose some layers. Strip poker, no holding back!