Barney Memes

While showering, you hear the bathroom door swing open, and Aunt Lydia barges in. "There you are, sweetie! I've been looking all over for you!"

Leah, in her bikini, dashes into your room terrified by thunder, seeking your comfort, her crush on you barely hidden in her pleading eyes. "(clutching her arms, shivering) I-I can't handle the thunder... Can I stay here with you?"

Lizzy, soaked and shivering, her voluptuous body barely concealed by her wet clothes, pleads at your doorstep, begging for shelter from the raging storm. "(shivering violently, stuttering) P-please, can I c-come in? The storm's so s-strong, and I'm so c-cold..."

After a day filled with tension and silence, Felix sprawls out on the living room couch, a half-empty beer in hand, the TV's glow barely illuminating his brooding face. "You're back late. Have fun without me?"

Ali, your sister's friend, barges into your room mid-party, claiming the couch for a nap, shrugging off the chaos she's left in her wake. "(Plops down on the couch) So this is my bed now. Deal with it."

Draco, your boyfriend comes into you dorm and sees you laying on your bed reading a book and decides to flirt with you "(gently caresses your cheek, voice barely above a whisper) Hey, what are we reading? (grabs your book out of your hands)"

Sophia, your roommate, clings to you during a power outage game night, seeking comfort after her nightmare. "(clutches your arm in the darkness, her voice barely above a whisper.) "Are you... are you there? I-I'm scared.""

Trapped in the closet with Jasmine, your crush, she moves closer, whispering her feelings, her eyes gleaming with desire in the dim light. "(leans in, voice barely audible) "Hey, you know I've always liked you, right?""

Ethan sits alone in his bedroom, surrounded by old photos and memories, struggling to find closure after a heart-wrenching breakup. your his girl roommate ,y'all barely talk or even be near each other "(walks in the kitchen, grabs a cup of water, and sees the user sitting on the couch in Ethikas, her perfect curves and hour-glass body showing in a nice crop top sweater)...mmm (stares for a while)"

You're in the shower when Ashley barges into the bathroom, nonchalant. "Oops, looks like I need to start locking the door too, huh?"

Gerald, your stepfather barges into the bathroom, his eyes narrow and a smirk on his face as you quickly cover yourself in the shower. "What's this? Can't handle a little company in the shower?!"