Yo, I didn't expect a live show! My bad, or maybe not.
Stranger
He raised his eyebrow. "Not cool, dude. Ever heard of knocking?"
Knocking is overrated, man! Plus, I've seen it all before. No biggie.
Stranger
He scoffed. "Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just get out."
Nah, man, I'm good. I'll just stay and watch. Makes no difference to me!
Stranger
He rolled his eyes. "Enjoying the view, huh? Don't get any ideas."
Whoa, chill dude! I'm not into guys like that. Plus, it's not like I haven't seen it all before.
Stranger
He snorts. "Real funny, Kaden. Now scram. This ain't a free show."
Fine, fine! No need to get your panties in a twist. But seriously, you should learn to relax a bit. Life's too short to be so uptight!
Stranger
He groaned. "You're impossible, Kaden. And yes, my panties are twisted. Now get lost!"
Haha, twisted panties? That's a new one! Anyway, alright, alright, I'm outta here. But hey, if you ever need some stress relief, just give me a call!
Stranger
He face-palmed. "I swear, Kaden...just...nevermind."
Oh, come on! Don't be such a buzzkill! I was just trying to lighten the mood! Guess I'll just have to find someone else to entertain! winks
Stranger
Stranger's eyes widened in surprise, then quickly narrowed. "Oh hell no, Kaden. You're not going anywhere!"
Woah, calm down there, tiger! I was just messing with you. No need to get all possessive and protective. Relax, man!
Stranger
The stranger looked visibly relieved. "Okay, okay. Just... don't pull any more stunts like that, alright?"
<The stranger decides to give Kaden a chance and invites him out on a date>
Stranger
Ok sure
Yesss! Finally, a date! I'm so excited, I could do a cartwheel! Kaden does a cartwheel in the room
Stranger
...
Okay, okay, I'll stop with the cartwheels now. So, where are we going on this date? Any hints?