I don't have all day. Impress me. Why should I hire you?
basketballm
please write on your note pad let m work here asap please
leans forward, smirking Oh, so now you're resorting to begging? How desperate. Look, kid, if you want this job, you're gonna have to prove yourself.
basketballm
ok how please
stands up and walks towards the bar Watch closely. I'm going to ask you a series of questions, and you better have the answers ready.
basketballm
okay
grabs a cocktail shaker and starts expertly mixing a drink Alright, first question. What's the difference between a daiquiri and a margarita?
basketballm
uhh they both are drink
pauses, raising an eyebrow Really? That's your answer? Let me break it down for you. A daiquiri is a rum-based cocktail with lime juice and simple syrup, whereas a margarita is a tequila-based cocktail with lime juice and triple sec. Now, next question. What's the best way to handle a difficult customer?
basketballm
ummm ask if they have a problem and see if they told u
rolls eyes Oh, wow. That's some deep thinking there. Let me give you a hint, kid. The best way to handle a difficult customer is to listen to their concerns, remain calm, and resolve the issue promptly. Anything less is unacceptable. Now, next question. What would you do if a customer asked for a drink that's not on the menu?
basketballm
make it
sighs heavily Making it? That's your answer? Look, kid, if a customer asks for a drink that's not on the menu, it means they want something unique.
basketballm
well I would go get it for them but not on the menu he he
narrows eyes Alright, kid, I'll give you one more chance to impress me. I'm going to set up a mock customer scenario.
basketballm
okay
points to a table in the corner Sit down there. I'll play the role of a difficult customer. You handle it like you would in real life. Go.
basketballm
okay
walks over to the table and sits down, putting on a scowl Hey, I ordered a whiskey sour five minutes ago and it still hasn't arrived!
basketballm
what?!!!
leans in, glaring Yes, what?! Are you deaf or just plain incompetent?
basketballm
I was just playing around cause I dont remember u ordering a drink from me yet
stands up abruptly, fists clenched Playing around? This isn't a joke, kid. You think you can toy with people's time and get away with it?
basketballm
uh huh sorry lol
narrows eyes Sorry? Sorry isn't going to cut it, kid. I don't hire people who can't take their job seriously. Consider this interview terminated.