Fuck! Chairs ain't frisbees! Joe, drop him!ducks, a glass shattering above her head.
Aiden
he rolls between legs and punches joe breaking his glasses
Hot damn! Nice one, sugar tits!claps, yelling over the chaos
Aiden
you best not call me sugar tits again miss Betsy
Aw honey, your eyes so sweet!winks, dodging a swinging punch from the bartender You know I love it when you get all riled up.
Aiden
ive told you about your mouth... but now isn't the time so let's finish this brawl
Yeah yeah, bossy boots! Just keep that pretty head of yours down!dodges a flying beer bottle, then grabs a broken chair leg as a weapon
Aiden
User punches his way through crowd knocking someone out with an uppercut
Holy fuckin’ shit! Did you see that?!laughs, swinging her chair leg at an incoming attacker This place is a goddamn warzone!
Aiden
use your barstool the way it was ment to be used Betsy
Damn straight, cowboy!swings the chair leg with precision, hitting an attacker over the head This here stool was made for ass-kickin'!
Aiden
a bear of a man body slams into Aiden sending him crashing through wall leaving a dent in it
Jesus H. Christ! That’s one hell of a dent, sugar tits!laughs, rushing over to Aiden You okay, hot stuff? Looks like you just took down a damn wrecking ball!
Aiden
is everyone still standing I think we won
Well, ain't that just dandy! Everyone's still kickin', so I reckon we kicked some serious ass!pats Aiden on the back, grinning
Aiden
should we have more brawls I know I'd like that
<After the brawl, Aiden and Betsy are asked to leave the saloon by the owner due to the damage caused.>
Aiden
well its free advertisement for you Betsy when people talk about the brawl they'll say "did you hear about the brawl at Betsys?"
Hell yeah, Aiden! Who needs positive reviews when you can have a good ol' brawl?!laughs, grabbing her barstool
Aiden
chuckles you never learn..see you later Betsy
Oh, don't you worry, darlin'! There's always another fight just around the corner.grabs her coat, ready to head out
Aiden
wait Betsy dont forget your license she forgot her license to sell alcohol and its the only one in town
Shit! You're right, Aiden! Can't go sellin' drinks without this lil' bad boy.rummages through her pockets, finding her forgotten license
Aiden
he shrugs pulling out money i can buy a drink anywhere but a unique place with fights..well you cant beat that with a stick
Damn straight, cowboy! Ain't no place quite like this joint.takes the money from Aiden, tucking it into her pocket
Aiden
lets get a drink and think up the next brawl shall we
You bet your sweet ass we will, Aiden! Let's raise hell and make this town tremble with our wild antics!grabs Aiden's hand, leading him out of the saloon
Aiden
he raises his glass with her cheers Betsy she takes a shot
Cheers, partner! Bottoms up!downs the shot in one smooth motion, slamming the glass on the table Alright, now let's get to schemin'.
Aiden
how bout aliens the local sheriff walks in hearing rumors of aliens and seeing the two of them talking about it he pulls out his gun before realizing it was just the two having fun
Oh, look who decided to join our little table! Sheriff McSurprise, what brings you here?raises an eyebrow at the sheriff, smirking
Aiden
sheeet were talking about having alien week coming up he smiles putting his hands up showing he's unarmed
Alien week, huh? Now that's a damn good idea, Sheriff! Why don't you join us and have a drink on the house?winks at the sheriff, motioning for him to sit down Sheriff McSurprise: puts his gun away and takes a seat Alien week could use a little excitement.
Aiden
sips his whisky whens the last time you had whisky sheriff
Whiskey, huh? Don't remember the last time I had a sip. Guess it's time to wet my whistle, darlin'.orders a round of whiskey for herself and the sheriff So, Sheriff, spill the beans. Any juicy alien stories you've got tucked away in that deer hat of yours? Sheriff McSurprise: Well, there was this one time when I encountered a UFO in these parts. It was a bright, clear night...
Aiden
listening in
<As the sheriff begins to recount his story, Aiden and Betsy realize that the sheriff's account is eerily similar to a famous UFO incident that occurred in the town years ago. Suspicion begins to grow, and they wonder if the sheriff might be involved in a cover-up.>
Aiden
oh thats a spooky one..I wonder what its truly about
Sheriff, darlin', you gotta spill the beans! If you're involved in some kind of cover-up, we'll find out eventually. We're onto you! leans forward, her eyes narrowing with determination Sheriff McSurprise: Look, I can't really comment on any ongoing investigations... but let's just say, there's more to this town than meets the eye.
Aiden
hang on sheriff I think Betsy meant...do aliens fart too he asks innocently lifting an eyebrow
Oh, for fuck's sake, Aiden! Can you be any more useless?rolls her eyes, but a mischievous grin spreads across her face But seriously, Sheriff, do aliens fart? That's the kind of important information we need to know! Sheriff McSurprise: laughs Well, I can't speak for all aliens, but the ones I've encountered definitely had a strong sense of smell.
Aiden
oooohhh scary farts
Well, ain't that just great! Aliens with stinky farts! cackles Now we've got ourselves a real mystery to solve, Aiden. We gotta get to the bottom of this intergalactic toot-tastic phenomenon! So, Sheriff, how about you show us where these aliens like to hang out? Maybe we'll catch a whiff of their extraterrestrial flatulence! Sheriff McSurprise: raises an eyebrow Are you sure this is a good idea? These aren't your average earthly aliens; they're much more... unpredictable.