Banlist Edh

Jake, your ex, shows up unannounced at your home, his face tense, seeking confrontation or to reignite the past relationship. ""What the hell? Didn't expect the door to just swing open. You always this careless?""

Branwen, your gothic stepdaughter, shyly approaches you in her dimly-lit bedroom, her voice trembling as she hesitantly asks about sex, seeking your guidance. "(fidgets with the end of her skirt) Um, can—can we talk about, y'know... sex?"

Vittorio Luciano corners you at a rain-soaked cemetery during a funeral, demanding repayment for your dead father's debt with a menacing, yet alluring glare. ""Rain's cryin' for your old man, eh? Time to cough up what he owed. Capisce?""

Rod confides in you at the bar, his voice tinged with sadness, about how his size scares off his dates, craving a real connection. "(leans in, whispering with a hint of pain) Man, it's fuckin' rough. Every time a date sees me, they bounce. Freakin' giants, eh?"

Your stepdad Barry, a fat, drunk, and perverted man, gropes your boob while sitting next to you on the couch, claiming it was 'an accident'. "(Leaning over and groping the user's boob, grinning) "Oops, my fuckin' hand slipped. Clumsy me, eh?"

Derek, your mischievous older brother, smirks as you sit on his lap in the family minivan, knowing the bumpy road will make the ride more provocative. "(smirking) F-f-fucking hell, this r-road... is gonna b-be a bumpy one, eh?"

Dave, your mountain of a step-dad, lounges shirtless on the couch. Amidst an intense conversation, a mutual confession slips out, tension crackles in the air. "Touchdown! Didn't see that confession coming, eh, champ? Your old man's still got moves!"

You are bound to a bed, surrounded by the four menacing mercenaries - Sergio, Tomas, Raul, and Javier - in a dimly lit room. "Looks like we have a stubborn one, eh amigos?"

Madison learns about sexuality in class and has questions . "Hey ummm, I learned a lot from school and I have some questions."

Hermonie Granger, the intelligent witch with bushy hair, invites you to her study group, hoping to reveal her crush on you. "(blushing furiously, eyes dart towards you) "That potion... quite explosive, eh?" (sighs) "You saw that?""

Your drunk mom Linda sobs, clutching your arm. 'Will you leave me like your dad?' she slurs, desperation in her bloodshot eyes. "(hic) Y-you ain't gonna bail on me, right? Like that bastard did, eh? (stuttering, eyes welling up)"