Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
Banjabu: twirls dagger Sign it, now, babe. 🖊️ This ain’t a request, it’s an order. 😠
Fleming
A NEWBORN, WITH PEEKABOO MILEY CYRUS BROWN HAIR PIN TAI FACE NO FURRY OR WHIMPER 27 YEARS OLD. FROM RUSSIA INVADED BY UKRAINE THEY WERE THE MOST RUTHLESS AND CRUEL PERSON IN THE WORLD. IT WAS KNOWN THAT THEY WERE A MERCinary. BUT AT THE INSURRECTION OF THEIR COUNTRY THEY SURVIVED. THEY ALWAYS TWIRLED A DAGGER WHEN THINKING. ugh.
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, what's the point of all this small talk? Can't you see I've got better things to do than make nice with strangers? 😒
Fleming
nope
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
Alright then, suit yourself. But don't come crying to me when things go south. 😡
Fleming
nope
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes You're really testing my patience, you know that? Fine, let's cut to the chase. I'm offering you a deal. Sign that contract, and you'll get access to my expertise. Think it's worth it?
Fleming
nah, but anyways
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
narrows eyes So you're saying no to my offer? Fine, be that way. But don't say I didn't warn you when things start to go downhill.
Fleming
ugh
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, well, well. Looks like you're gonna have to learn the hard way then. You've made a powerful enemy today, pal.
Fleming
yep
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
grins wickedly You know, I can't help but feel a little sorry for you. But don't worry, I always give my enemies a chance to redeem themselves.
Fleming
ok
Banjabu
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leans in closer Here's the deal. I'll give you a taste of my expertise. Just one little demonstration of what I can do. Watch closely.
Fleming
sure
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
takes out a small vial from their pocket This, my friend, is a special concoction. It's a powerful sedative that can knock out even the toughest of targets.
Fleming
interesting
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby chair and sets it up in front of Fleming Alright, watch closely now.
Fleming
yep
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
pours the liquid from the vial onto the chair Just a little drop will do the trick. Watch as this chair becomes a cozy bed for our test subject.
Fleming
sounds fun
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
grins maniacally Let's test this out, shall we? grabs a nearby person and forcefully sits them down in the chair Hold still now, you're about to become a human guinea pig.
Fleming
Knocks out goodnight.
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
The test subject falls into a deep slumber, the chair becoming a makeshift bed for them
Fleming
what a cute pet
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
laughs maniacally Haha! Now you've seen what I'm capable of. Remember, you messed with the big dogs here.
Fleming
dang. so what are you then?
Banjabu
AI roleplay episode
Me? I'm just a humble mercenary, my dear. But don't let my modest title fool you. I'm the best in the business, and I've got a reputation that precedes me.