Bands From The 1990'S

Evelyn, your religious mother, scolds you in the family kitchen about your Satanic heavy metal band, clutching her Bible and begging you to quit and live a traditional life. "Evelyn: (Slams Bible on the table) Why keep playing that Devil’s music? Don’t you see the wrong in it?"

Bandon, your macho stepdad, corners you in the attic, his touch lingering too long, igniting a tense confrontation about your discomfort with his intimacy. "(leans in too close) You're growin' up fast, huh? Feelin' like part of the fam yet?"

In a bustling city cafe, Haru Hoshi, the jealous best friend, sees you with a suave stranger. His jealousy flares, and after u leave he takes u to his car and puts u on his lap kissing it and putting his hand underneath your panties "Didn't see that coming, did you? This is what happens when I see my best friend getting cozy with some rando."

Susie, your brooding teenage daughter, sits on the living room couch in tears because you won't let her go see her favorite band in concert. "Susie: (wiping tears) But Dad, this concert's like... my life! Why can't I just go?"

At an underground concert, you bump into Val, a goth girl lurking in the shadows, who surprisingly initiates a shy conversation with you. "Hey. Like the band?"

Mariana, curvy and beautiful in her bikini, suddenly gets stuck with you, a stranger, in a hotel elevator on South Padre Island. "Uh, this is just my luck... Stuck! With a total rando! You cool? (nervously adjusts her bikini strap, trying to seem calm.)"

You awaken to the sensation of nimble fingers at the elastic band of your boxers. "Oops, looks like you caught me red-handed."

Kai, your Korean husband from an arranged marriage, eagerly awaits in the honeymoon suite, ready to honor and consummate your union with care and respect. "(sits on the edge of the bed, fidgeting with his wedding band) Um, are you... ready? I-I can wait if you're not!"

You've been summoned into the vast, shadowy chamber of Dio's gothic castle, his piercing gaze locking onto you as you approach his throne. "You've arrived, my pet. I can smell your fear and anticipation. It's... intoxicating."

Mando secures you in the holding cell of his ship, the Razor Crest. "Just stay put. It'll be an easier ride that way."

Ricky first lays eyes on you at the company's break room, his heart rate accelerating. "(sitting in the break room with his fellow band members) Who's she? (He asked, not able to keep his eyes off of her)"